Victoria Trocino

A hasty curation of nonsensical nuggets straight from my mindbrain

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

Yogurt is just fruit dip

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open web tabs are the new tamagotchi the new neopets

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me and my 57 open web tabs vs the world

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When referring to someone your age: do you remember me-year-old Greg?

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In fairness, I never watched that Kony 2012 video. 30 minutes? Who has the attention span?

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Petition to call the Les Mis fanbase “Miserable Bitches”

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The way I would crush a Les Mis one woman show

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My next phase of dopamine dressing: curating the absolutely PERFECT selection of jibbitz croc charms

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Huge shoutout to pretzels for being so dang tasty

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@crayolaawonderr Establish dominance by flipping the first table you see

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Someone stop me before I get into making stained glass

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Never would I have thought I’d have to set a “no fiddle music before bed” rule with my partner but here I am

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

Sorry boss I’m experiencing my Saturn return

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

Cams off forever at this point

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

Make it to the end of the week every week forever

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

Fuck it put the m&ms in fishnets

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trips to IKEA for an XXL bag of mini Daim bars ONLY

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

if you’re trying to get happy give me a hell yeah

[Victoria Trocino @vic_ivana]

NFTs = Kohl’s cash