victorina

instagram: @victorinaac

[victorina @vic_torina]

We, Angolans don’t speak Portuguese because we want to, we speak Portuguese because we were forced to. The Portuguese would beat or kill Angolans who spoke Bantu languages. It got to the point where Angolans stopped speaking their languages just to stop getting beat up/ killed.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

british people ate with "are you having a laugh"

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

The second them lips don’t match on Netflix I turn it off so fast 😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

You'll enjoy a movie or show and then come to Twitter to find everyone calling the writing, acting, and cinematography shit

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your mom really becomes your first child as she gets older.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I stfu around ppl who math in their head quickly

[𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 @prollyryan_]

When the dream youre having lowkey sucks so you genuinely wake up for a few seconds to change the channel

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Ranking of countries with the most handsome men in the world:

1. 🇪🇸 Spain
2. 🇸🇪 Sweden
3. 🇫🇷 France
4. 🇧🇷 Brazil
5. 🇮🇹 Italy
6. 🇹🇷 Turkey
7. 🇮🇳 India
8. 🇺🇸 United States
9. 🇯🇵 Japan
10. 🇩🇪 Germany
11. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia
12. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom
13. 🇨🇦 Canada
14. 🇩🇰 Denmark
15. 🇿🇦 South Africa
16. 🇨🇳 China
17. 🇳🇴 Norway
18. 🇱🇧 Lebanon
19. 🇵🇰 Pakistan
20. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic
21. 🇻🇪 Venezuela
22. 🇻🇳 Vietnam
23. 🇸🇴 Somalia
24. 🇦🇴 Angola
25. 🇰🇷 South Korea

According to Insider Monkey

[Bugatti @Bugatti]

Sun, sea and asphalt. BUGATTI enthusiasts experience Andalusia the BUGATTI way.

#BUGATTI

[papi mimi @Mirelssy]

A pessoa q inventou ficar no quarto , merece prêmio

[❄️ؘ @whocareslyah]

Essa minha tristeza só vai passar se eu gastar dinheiro, eu me conheço.

[A @Akm33_]

This is the type of weather where you just stand in the shower half of the time doing nothing because the hot water feels good 😂

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

only NOW?????????????

[THE BARB @semajjanayyy]

& end up always beingrightaholic

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I always feel embarrassed when I don't and they reach out first. Like brooo... I had you in mind! 😩

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said