caffeine queen

I only speak in profanity and prefer the company of shoes to actual human beings.

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

What turns me on? Confirmation emails from airline companies.

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

@complainrhotcom My yearly tweet is going to be me clearing my name and rebuking this sentiment !! I’d like to formally come out as a Democrat thank you 🙏🏻

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

If Huda asks if America hates her one more time IM GONNA CRASH OUT

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

Quitting my job to focus on becoming a Love Island contestant

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

I loathe the Instagram algorithm.. it’s April 9th and I’m STILL falling for April Fool’s pranks

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

@Lil_Bean_Sprout When that welcome20 goes through it feels like a kiss on the forehead by an angel

[jack of all trade @notjacktwist]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when I saw this pic for the first time I let out and ME AND WHO so loud it was heard in space

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

!!!!!!!!!! Omg

[gaia @cxshewmilk]

bella hadid in yellowstone

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

Watching everyone’s Instagram story today to see who I can continue hating, who I should stop hating, and who I should start hating.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Please please please let me get what i want

[a @ihcarama]

scrolling on pinterest with a glass of whiskey tn… mourning the fall fits we’ll never see…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pls

[caffeine queen @vicallaire]

I told Kate that in my youth and going into my adult life I was attracted to a serial killer (Patrick Bateman) and she said “that makes sense for you” like what do you mean??? As a friend I need you to lie to me and tell me my brain is normal