helena

29 year old teenage girl

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

every single word said here.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊ @OhMyEmz]

reform voters haven’t even read the manifesto, they’ve blindly voted based on bigoted views thinking reform will remove immigrants to “protect women and girls”

NO mention of protecting us in their manifesto:

but, 1 in 5 reform MPS has been to prison for violence against women

[alex @RUGGEDC0UNTRY]

Tracy Chapman fast car came on and my friend said “this song is actually terrible” when I tell you I nearly slapped her across her stupid face

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It’s my life… it’s now or never

[chloe🪽is dependent @tatelessi]

wow you’re so ugly

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

[Joan Smith @polblonde]

A Taylor Swift dance class. An Ariana Grande concert. These are attacks on GIRLS. Failing to mention the sex of most of the victims obscures the fact that this is MVAWG, not random violence.
#MVAWG

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Happy 4th birthday folklore. You’re so special to so many of us 🩶

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Carol Vorderman get the dildo out hen you’ve done well

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

When you've football at 8pm and the dissolution of the monasteries at 11pm.

[snuffles ☆ ⸆⸉ @niffscardigan]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O that's that me espresso what if he's writtteennnn mine on my upper thigh i could eat that girl for lunch TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so americannnn i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Always have goals, always have a vision, always have a strategy.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽@ashleyljames

[Joe Skeaping @JSkeaping]

Child poverty in the UK hit a record high yesterday

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Haters are the biggest motivators. 💯 #MondayMotivation

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Who’s feeling Junty today