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This season, Viktor Gyökeres has:
▪️ Fired Sweden to their first World Cup qualification in more than 10 years
▪️ Helped Arsenal push win the Premier League title for the first time in 22 years
▪️ Guided Arsenal to their first Champions League final in 20 years
▪️ Netted 21 goals while registering 26 goal contributions in all competitions
Happy birthday to the Swedish striker, with the coldest celebration in the game. 🇸🇪🥶
❤️🗣️ Gabriel Magalhães on missing the decisive penalty in the Champions League final:
“I felt terrible. I felt like I had let my teammates down. For a moment, I felt worthless.
But what happened afterwards surprised me. The love and support from Arsenal fans was beyond anything I could have imagined.
The staff, my teammates, everyone at the club stood by me. But the fans were incredible. They bought my shirt, shared messages of support, created pictures and videos, and flooded social media with encouragement.
They reminded me that mistakes are part of football and that one moment does not define a person or a season.
I will never forget the love you showed me during one of the hardest moments of my career.
Thank you, Arsenal family. ❤️
🚨🎙️ | Simon Jordan passionately defends Arsenal and Mikel Arteta after criticism following the defeat to Paris Saint-Germain:
🗣️ “People are talking nonsense about Arsenal being too defensive against PSG. Listen, Arsenal are not as good as PSG individually, so why on earth would they open up and play into PSG’s hands?
You don’t give elite opposition the perfect game to beat you. The best chance Arsenal had was to frustrate PSG, slow them down and nullify their threats, and that’s exactly what Arteta tried to do.
PSG couldn’t even score from open play. It took a penalty against arguably the best side in world football right now.
So what exactly are people criticising Arsenal for?
If Arsenal had gone toe-to-toe with PSG playing open attacking football, PSG would’ve ripped them apart 3-0 or 4-0.
Sometimes football intelligence is understanding your level and giving yourself the best possible chance to compete.
People wanted Arsenal to play ‘brave’ football just so PSG could embarrass them for entertainment.
And the funniest part? The same people mocking Arsenal today would’ve absolutely destroyed Arteta if he opened the game up and got battered.
Arsenal weren’t cowards. They were realistic.
There’s a difference.” 😳🔥
Today, Arsenal fans are celebrating 🥂🎈🥳🍾 Arsenal's own achievements—not other clubs' achievements like the haters do. 🔴⚪
We focus on our success, our history, and our journey. That's the Arsenal way. ❤️🤍
🚨🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 💣
Arsenal have been Voted 🗳️
THE MEDIA’s MOST INFLUENTIAL CLUB OF THE YEAR
They are the Only club to generate the highest mentions, tags & interactions on social media and also the most talked about club in the year 2025/2026 🔥🗣️
The Empire State Building shines red and white tonight in celebration of @Arsenal’s Premier League Title and trophy celebration.
See the lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx
Today, he will tell you winning the Premier League and not letting a single side in world football beat you in open play IS NOT ENOUGH AND THAT WE WANT MUCH MORE.
Read that again.
Till the wheels fall off Mikel.