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adulting and hating it

[tobi lutke @tobi]

Embarrassing for Canada to draft such a dumb bill into law.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In Cambodia and Thailand, elephants have developed the ability to take advantage of their right of way by stopping sugar cane trucks in order to snatch a quick snack

[read more 1: https://t.co/al8BC5qdU9]
[read more 2: https://t.co/SIRMWawpRz]

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Woody Harrelson hosted Saturday Night Live and used his opening monologue to criticize Big Pharma's response to COVID-19:

"The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes, and people can only come out if they take the cartel's drugs and keep taking them over and over."

H/T @Timcast

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

1 Year Subscription - THE TKL BOX! #giveaway #win https://t.co/Cjiz5p72IH

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So they can avoid paying taxes...

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

Most annoying part of having a baby and going out has to be all the strangers who talk to me like plz stop im still an introvert

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

So Ukraine gets $800,000,000 of our hard earned taxpayer money, Congress just gave themselves a 21% pay raise with our hard earned taxpayer money.

…And we get $6+ gas and 8% inflation.

Got it.

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

There has legit been 4 engagements on my insta TL this weekend..

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

@lenicoledechat @PopCrave Its a belated bday gift to you!

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

BREAKING: Kenney caves. Alberta's premier announces an end to all restrictions, beginning with the vax pass next week.

[David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️ @Delikwu]

I’m scared at how normal he looks because it means anyone in your office could secretly be doing this and telling you their weekend was “pretty chill” on Monday

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

People have lost their humanity and common sense and it's scary.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Craig Baigrie @baigriec]

When you’re still working out the controls on a new game

[triple p 💞 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

them: “ayo is that usher?”

him: mmmmmwhatchasayyy

[Ihor 🇺🇦 @ihorpredko]

Ontario for the next 3+ weeks

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

Excited for tomorrow bc Harry Potter Reunion and starting 30 days of Yoga…like what could be a better start to the year?

[♔ @vicccfeeguy]

@lenicoledechat 9 months plz …hehehe😈