Evan Vice

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I’m playing Aces High Saloon next Thursday! Come bang your head!

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

Help me win the Ultimate Drum Kit from Drumeo! https://t.co/s8yj8iAnMh

[Slapshot Jahn @iminthe801]

Ozzy had such an impact on multiple generations. I’m just happy he can get some rest and not battle that ugly disease that infected such a beautiful soul. RIP PRINCE OF DARKNESS #ozzy

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

Our Album Release is at Willie’s Lounge 8.9.25!! Come rock out!!

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

@TONYxTWO @iminthe801

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

So I think I was able to read a couple. But it was awesome when they got offended by my jokes….twice

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I’ve been taking an improve class this month (birthday present(didn’t ask for it)). Tonight is my last class. My final assignment is writing 3 minutes of stand up. Holy shit. It’s hard. Do you think I could get away with reading some of my tweets? 🤷

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I wonder what it’s like to be black out drunk if you’re a blind person.

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I’m a pole without a purpose

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

OJ!! Now with no Pulse!

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

@evilsarita Favorite Metallica song

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

No matter how bad @icp is. They’re still living better, and making just as much money as the @LDSchurch #whoopwhoop

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

A lot of people have goals. I think?

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

Do you really know where you are? Well it’s not the fucking jungle! But, you’re still going to die. Possibly more comfortable than most.

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I work at a bar that hands out more chips to alcoholics than alcoholic anonymous

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

@iminthe801 @_STEELHERE Why would you want it to happen

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

Ever since I’ve been trying to quit drugs. I’ve been eating sugar, which will put me on different drugs. Insulin

[Evan Vice @vicechrist]

I know it’s ugly to be unhappy. So I must be hideous