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Amiable drinker/Yorkshireman in London /Send gin.

[Pipster 🍸 @viceregality]

“As we journey through life, discarding baggage along the way, we should keep an iron grip, to the very end, on the capacity for silliness. It preserves the soul from desiccation.”

Humphrey Lyttelton

[Pipster 🍸 @viceregality]

@Telegraph If she’s back in Australia will there be a ‘throwing hot tea at the staff’ round?

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Replies off as usual .. @MayorofLondon can’t handle engagement or criticism from those he purports to serve. Pathetic.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Oxford Street. Reimagined.

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@cardiffcouncil I’m sure @SadiqKhan sends his thanks .

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@lambeth_council As a Lambeth resident this tosh doesn’t surprise me one bit.

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@FlashForFreedom @SartorialThug He’s currently unavailable for comment..

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@sharrond62 @SkyNews No, @sharrond62 .. they aren’t, they are a part of the problem.

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@LeftBrexit @JohnRentoul Yep, Mandelson must be due for one of periodic returns from the grave. #halloween

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@JohnRentoul I’ll have what he’s drinking 🤣

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@xmuse_ The early morning sky.

[LDN @mylandsinorder]

TV licence to be extended to particularly vivid dreams.

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@Ed_Miliband

[Scott Lewis @Scott_Lewis82]

Just imagine walking into almost any private business.

“Morning mate. I’d like substantially more money, one fewer working day, no loss of pay, stronger protections against redundancy and if you don’t fancy it I might stop working altogether.”

Meanwhile Dave running a plumbing business is working six days a week trying to work out which new tax is going to kick him in the bollocks next.

[Pipster 🍸 @viceregality]

Performative Labour tax waste in action.

[David Baines MP @DavidBainesMP]

Working at No10 North this week 🌹

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@clarescastle I can imagine old Nosferatu’s face when he found out…

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@FlavellG Well, was called the mattress actress.

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@dearaunty “King meets Little & Large?”

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@FreyjaBakke I can’t wait for the missive in March, telling parents that Easter is now Chocolate Egg Weekend.

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@AppleWhore5 @FarRightSkip Back to the Lib Dems.

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@simonharley Do it!

Rude not to really.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

Might as well be reading "Mein Kampf"