Mother Dearest

always be nice. be nice till you can’t be, then destroy them.

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

There’s a stray cat we feed everyday and she just kinda hangs around the yard and on the steps like a guard cat. Today she brought her brother home to show him how good she has it. ♥️🐱

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Get you a man that FTs you to make sure he’s buying the right tampons and pads while your at home swaddled like a baby with a bar of chocolate 🍫🥹

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Does anyone else think it’s weird as f*ck that they buried Ivana at donald trump’s golf course?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kid Rock getting after it tonight

[v @desertheartss]

this video has done irreparable damage to society

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

me @ my own errands I need to run

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Ok its literally so important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

@dylan1117_

[CJ Faison @cjfaison]

I missed my calling in life.

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Figure out what puts you on fire and if you’re lucky enough to be good at what you like, become tunnel fucking vision.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Earth is not flat, it’s a hollow globe & Donkey King lives there!

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

“Pedo-meter??? Wtf that’s weird..”

Dylan:......a PEDOMETER???? The think that tracks your steps??

“...ooooh”

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

12 yo me: gets first camera & falls in love

16: taking HS classes & photographing constantly

17-20: stop doing what I love bc of depression

21: gets job as pro photographer with a company(cannot be named)
22:temporary layoff due to pandemic

23: has my OWN mini photo business

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Realizing Twitter is really just a time hop reminding me of memories I made with random tweets as I scroll down my own TL

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Anyone else obsessed with the Netflix show #BONDiNG or is it just me ??! 😍😍🥵

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

@BurgerKing BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL MAYO!!!!! No one in their right mind wants your miracle whipped original chicken sandwich 🤢

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Dylan: *caressing my face*
“Keep putting lotion on your skin.”

Me: “Why?”

Dylan: “I want to wear it soon.”

Me: ......
@dylan1117_

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

Feel like I’m constantly in the way

[Mother Dearest @vicfontanaa]

RADICAL TERRORIST CANADIAN GEESE #RONWHITE