Vic Gianferrari

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole This is such a ludicrous Fess. You must think Fess followers will believe anything.
You didn’t withdraw cash for years to stash in a safe place - a place safer than an actual bank.
Therefore, you couldn’t move it because, if it ever existed it is still in the bank.
Try harder!

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@FrankBr05713205 I used one all the way through a 4 year engineering degree - everyone had one pre calculator days. A fantastic piece of equipment.
Post calculator I used it just for drawing straight lines. Only got rid of it recently when we downsized and put it into an auction for memorabilia

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@FrankBr05713205 Yes, as others have said a rotary Wankel engine.
This is a great example of a brilliant idea in theory not translating into practice - it just didn’t catch on!

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@Aliya562219 2.
The couple. There is no information to say any of the related people were at the picnic

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole How old were you at the time?
The problem with this fess:
At an age when you might think light bulbs would grow into lamps you would be too young to acquire them, get them to the allotment and plant them without some concerned adult intervening.
Sounds innocent but it’s rubbish

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@MathsWith_Sam = 8

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@BholanathDutta X = +/- 7

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@umeh098 It is not possible to say how old Zack is now with the information given in the question.
The question is very easy but you need to know what age Zack was when his “kid” was born …….. simple!

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@Wisdom_HQ The couple went for a picnic = 2 people

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Asking him not to call you Mum is not the reason you haven’t seen them for 15 years. Try posting another Fess with the likely reason and people may believe you.
Back to the here and now, you need to do something to make things right - time is running out

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Credit to your Mum she was using good parenting skills giving you praise and including you in her social life in a positive way.
If she wasn’t already she would make a good manager - most people respond to (genuine) praise

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole If this is true (that you were furious) then give yourself 10/10 for posting a Fess that is truly pathetic. A psychiatrist might determine there is something fundamentally wrong with you or your relationship to be excited about this particular mileage. You are probably aged 11

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Obviously you know that walking is good for you. You must keep it up.
Take your dog on a suitable circular walk and bring him/her back home. Then go out on a separate longer walk on your own.

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Don’t interfere with nature, especially when it concerns flies

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Yes you are missing something. She sees it as you encroaching on her domain as she’s capable of sorting this out herself.
She thinks you are getting into the minutiae of kitchen life and you should spend your energy on other things. Maybe she thinks you are too controlling

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Two possibilities here,
1. You played it too cool
2. There is a serious age difference and you were never in the running

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole The whole point of Fesshole is for people to confess to GENUINE events that would interest, amaze, shock or bewilder the reader.
Unfortunately this fails the GENUINE test

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole You spent ages thinking up this fess. I can almost see you laughing and smirking as you typed it up especially as you got to the word “shaft”.
Over the years I’ve been in many timber yards and never ever heard anyone ask for a “length of shaft”.
You got sacked for other reasons.

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole Some hotels used to be quite lax on checking who had booked breakfast, so you may have got away with it once or twice in the past.
Now I find hotels are very keen to scrape in all the revenue they can so your breakfast scam won’t work.

[Vic Gianferrari @vicgianferrari]

@fesshole I always say thank you to the bus driver.
However, I use the bus so infrequently you would be a Mastermind champion if you could remember my face.