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pronouns Cowa/Bunga

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I truly hope that the totally unnecessary Iran war, that is not a war, is truly over and peace is achieved.

It’s been incredible that we beat Iran dozens of times and nearly made peace almost 40 times.

It’s only cost upwards of $50 billion, probably more, part of which was spent bombing a children’s school.

And now hundreds of billions more will be spent to build more weapons to replace all the weapons and ammunition we used in the Iran war that is not a war.

Americans should be grateful to have spent so much of their own money on high gas prices and inflation caused by the war that is not a war that we won dozens of times and almost have had a peace deal for the 40th time.

The noble purpose of this war that is not a war was to free the Iranian people, who have not been freed, from a regime that needed changed and still remains in place.

And most importantly of all things is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon so that is why we will most likely not be removing the enriched uranium from the facilities buried deep underground that we bombed before and Iran rebuilt because they we bombed them again and it’s too hard to reach even though we are the best and the only ones who could do it.

And the world should be thankful that because this peace deal is almost done for the 40th time, the Strait of Hormuz will now be re-opened just as it was before the war that is not a war.

Most importantly, there will be a $300 billion dollar Iran rebuilding fund that certain super duper special people can donate to and most likely be awarded contracts so they can become even richer and more elite than they already are all to make Iran great again after we bombed them in the war that is not a war.

All of this would never be possible without the Peace President, whom established the Board of Peace and appointed himself the head of the board without term limits, right before he waged the Iran war that is not a war.

Now that he is on the verge of securing peace for the 40th time after defeating Iran dozens of times, he must be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize!

And of course special mention must be made for our greatest ally who never wants peace, continues bombing killing children daily, and is furious that there is now almost a peace deal.

Thankfully their fury at Trump’s audacity to almost make peace is being made known to the American people by their highly funded and most loyal foreign agents, I mean supporters, social media personalities, and Fox News hosts.

And even though they now vigorously criticize the President and disagree with him, they are not called traitors because you only get called a traitor if you go against him on the Epstein files because they are all totally ok with rapists and pedophiles.

But alas, our good friend and greatest ally, should not be too upset, as they are soon to be rewarded with a gift far greater than the nuclear material they stole from our country years ago.

Our very own elected leaders in Congress are going to fuse our own military intelligence and tech with theirs and throw in lots of other goodies that the American people will never be able to undo and do not support in the first place.

This will surely enable our greatest ally to be even more lethal than it already is as it kills countless innocent children and innocent people, imprisons them and rapes and tortures its prisoners, all with a free pass because AIPAC donations steadily flow and Genesis says that you will be cursed if you don’t go along with everything they do even though Genesis wasn’t really talking about our greatest ally.

In conclusion, congratulations to all for almost achieving peace to the war that is not a war, spending hundreds of billions of U.S. tax dollars again for another foreign war, special mention goes to the real insiders who have gamed the market with massive profits from inside information and shout out to friends and family landing highly coveted Gov contracts.

This is what winning looks like you losers!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not even a Spurs guy I just hate it when New Yorkers get to experience joy

[Russell Dobular @russelldobular]

I keep telling all the communists this: you guys wanna talk theory to people while their eyes glaze over. Gets you nowhere. Your best pitch: show them this video and then explain that if you get your way, you’ll have her and everyone like her picking fruit for ten years before assigning them to a waste treatment plant. That one’s free.

[Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking]

The Gundam RX-78-2 playing basketball against Michael Jordan, drawn by Yoshikazu Yasuhiko (Gundam: The Origin)

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Congratulations on your wedding @DonaldJTrumpJr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatrickJWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

zoom out reveal here is one of the pinnacles of visual comedy this century

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[ativanhalen @Vicious726]

Big booty Latinas about to have as indelible effect on Japan. This will be the second Meiji restoration. Women with bbls will be slaughtered in the streets with notes of “tenchu” left on their corpses.

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Tearing down the language barrier was the best thing to ever happen to this app.

I’m never leaving lmao

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

[ativanhalen @Vicious726]

Truly thought this was a live action king of fighters announcement

[Films Cite @filmscite]

‘PRIMETIME’ has received early praise from test screenings, calling it a “very strong movie with strong use of color lighting and takes interesting narrative gambles.”

Starring Robert Pattinson expected to be released in September.

[ativanhalen @Vicious726]

I suggested Trump supporters shouldn’t be allowed to eat Mexican food…well my right wing, Mexican food loving coworkers sure didn’t like that idea

[ativanhalen @Vicious726]

This is what it’s like to get off the floor when you’re 6.2

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Baby polar bear struggles to get up

[Russ T. Shackleford ➡️ pocket sand @Punished_Sausig]

I have found a relic from the ancient times

[Ben Landau-Taylor @benlandautaylor]

When I was a kid I'd read sci fi adventures where they'd use 200-year-old weapons handed down from the ancients alongside cutting edge hypertech superweapons and, like a fool, I'd complain it was unrealistic.

[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

Fantastic little love letter to the late great Norm Macdonald. Well worth a watch!!!

[ativanhalen @Vicious726]

Reeked of lady farts at the Maria Taylor show. Crust punk scene for sad hoes.

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

Good riddance US empire.
Welcome to the multipolar future.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire