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amor fati // she/her

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Grandma cried when I pierced my nose*

*told her she should talk about something other than religion with her non-member children and grandchildren

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@jonesytootall @whatitd0babey Came back to twitter exclusively for this.

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@AshleyMorrisse2 @Hilton Boooooo

[𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 ⚡️ @nicolee_1996]

me & who

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@whatitd0babey Summer Fridays Jet Lag Mask. It’s saved my skin.

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This is my one tweet for the year so, make it count b*tches

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They call me Betty Crocker*

*but only one Tuesday out of the year when I decide to make dinner and cookies for my family and neighbors after being on the verge of an emotional breakdown for weeks.

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They call me Betty Crocker*

*but only one Tuesday out of the year when I decide to make dinner and cookies for my family and neighbors after being on the verge of an emotional breakdown for weeks.

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@jonesytootall Agreed.

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@avernuson All the wintery, non-Christmas music that I love I got from you so, I’m not much help with this, unfortunately. 😔

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2 seconds after I retweeted this.
Alex, who also retweeted this: “why’d you retweet that?? Is it because you want to divorce meeeeeee????”

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@feraldreamgirl YES

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Something I’ve learned about parenting is that it’s a semi-constant Good Cop/Bad Cop act where your role is always changing.

[madi murphy @thebadbroadcast]

Please help me find my kittens 😢

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@soph_and_hair Do itttttt

[marissa 🫧 @feraldreamgirl]

me when I actually have to do my job

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@jonesytootall RRRRRRRETWEET