Vick

Businessman

[Vick @vick_mt2a]

Dear @KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care please explaine to me like a grade 3 dropout. What's the diffrence and why the difference.Kwa nini isikue constant???
2 diffrent Tokens,2 diffrent units,same amount of money...WTF

[Vick @vick_mt2a]

@AokoOtieno_ @homestrace You are a kilaaaa,a mandala...😭😭

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@homestrace Yeah

He became rich after roasting women and children in kiambaa church

And looting Maize after Raila negotiated akuwe minister for Agriculture

At least as I was fucked kwa parliament. Mamako gets fucked kwa mtaro

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

"ilianza na kaselfie .."

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

watched South African police escort protesters without executing them for 2 days. Even when marchers started looting or vandalizing property, they responded with non-lethal force.

Can police in Kenya, Nigeria, Uganda, and Tanzania learn from their counterparts here?

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

His Children. Our children

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The holier the WhatsApp status, the luciferer the poster.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

You listen to Malebo and you realize Munishi was just in Malebo's business

[𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙖.𝙗𝙤𝙮 @aura_404f]

"Hakuna kitu confusing kama mtu akikuopenia up some sad stuff na ukona zero comforting skills. Mimi kuna mwenye alianza kulia nikakosa kitu ya kumuambia nikajipata nikisema 'Basi nyamaza ama nichukue kiboko' tukajipata tukicheka wote na a sad soul was saved"

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Good morning.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Ruto was in Dubai yesterday

His daughter was graduating with a degree in interior design from Heriot- Watt University

The fee there is 1.2 M per sem. They have distinctively 3 branches. In Uk, Dubai and Malaysia

Let me work hard my son pia asome prestigious school

Actually, she runs our consulate there. Yeye and Hussein Mohamed’s second wife

Yes, Hussein, formerly royal media and current State house spokes person

His bodyguard shot a man dead over bet ya pool game and nothing has happened. Nothing will happen

Hapo ndio kenya imefika

Frame two is called Hilary Kibiwott, from Baringo. Boda rider

Masters in Commerce.

You see, it is very easy to get masters in Kamasutra, journalism, goonism, catering, administration,

But in commerce, you have to be adept in Math, grammar and have social acuity

He is not alone

Statistics reveal that in every 50 boda riders, 7 are masters holders

Not Diploma. Not Degree… Masters!

Mr President we are not asking for much

You campaigned on hustler nyef nyef and creating job opportunities

Shipping us to be slaves in Asia is not what we bargained for

Putting Kasmuel , Alionya, Oguda , Morara and co on 50k a month salary is not what we bargained for

Hosting Wakorino and illiterate MCAs in State house every week is not what we bargained for

Siasa ya kupanda sun roofs while spewing lies is not what we bargained for

Unavaa custom made watch ya Patel Philippe worth 31M dollars

So reviving kikomi, Store pamba and Aror Dam sio shida

Bro, wantam chants are not hate. They are a testament of our frustrations

Ukicheza, we will make it a reality August 2027

Learn to listen. Bye 🫶

[Mr Charles (Remote Jobs) @MrCharlesky]

Bro to Bro

1. Quit porn
2. Replace your worn-out boxers
3. Get a haircut every 2 weeks
4. Shower twice daily
5. Own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
6. Have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
7. Own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
8. Use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
9. Drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
10. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
11. Use the restroom before leaving the house
12. Dress well no matter where you’re going
13. Above all, love God

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

7 large what? Goats, kilometers...jaza io kitabu

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

If you check the history of DCI directors since independence, he is the first Oria

Most were Kikuyuz, even under Moi, only one Luo, and two Kalez

I never knew there was a police unit called DCI, until Uhuru with his Kinoti guy

Actually, they used to be called CID

Their work was to fight crime. My first time kuenda Kiambu rd was when I was applying for certificate of good conduct

The gate is manned by masked but very polite and disciplined Recce squad

The next time I was there, it was in a Subaru. Kosa? My tweets

They took my fingerprints, interrogated me for hours. Which means saizi siezi pata certificate of good conduct. I am a felon

Did they assault me? No. Actually they allowed me two phone calls

I called Babu. And my best friend Rose

Btwn interrogation and bla bla, 12 hours later ndio boss wa unit came penye niko. His name is Lagat

The moment he introduced himself, I knew I was cooked. Mkale?

7: 30 pm niko cell Muthangari

You see this kipara ngoto Oria, past retirement age

He is the BIGGEST CURSE in DCI

A unit that used to fight robbers, skunks, murderers, muggings, terrorists, Goons

Is now DEDICATED to fighting activists, bloggers and influencers

When he was testifying kwa Senate after murder ya Ojwang,

“Mr. Speaker, the deceased was treated humanely under custody. In fact, officers bought him soda and bread”

Nikajua hapa hatuna nchi. Kama Aoko ako exile coz of tweets yet murderers like Didmus and Firikini are walking freely!

DCI DIRECTOR AMIN is turning Kenya into an anarchy

Kenya is not Afghanistan where breathing is a crime. Neither is it Somalia

North Eastern you have given us great sons. Ule ako EACC, great guy

Wa NIS, impeccable

But Duale na hii ya DCI, wajue Kenya ikichomeka, hizo mall za Isili, pronto restaurants, java za upper hill

Tutageuza jivu

[Nataly😍 @Keruboooo]

Before ninunue ile L seat inauzwa elfu sita hapo tiktok,ningetaka kuskia kutoka kwa wenye wamenunua😂😂 is it worthy ama?

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite activities include going home, staying home, and being home.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Catherine Jerono Tomno aka NTSA misadvised to sue me!

Have told her lawyers to file suit.

Looking forward to the suit so that we trace where the NTSA fines go to!

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Mbappe this, Dembele that, but Olise is lowkey the heart of this France team

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The easiest person to take for granted is usually the hardest to replace. Why?

Because they made loyalty look normal. Because they made consistency look normal. Because they made effort look normal

So normal that you start believing you can find that anywhere. That's why many people leave good partners NOT because they found better BUT because they assume that can be easily found

The person you get "bored" of is often the person you'll end up looking for in other people

If you have that person in your life, value them.