vicki

Puppy enthusiast and cheese connoisseur

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It’s 2022, and 157 House Republicans just voted against marriage equality.

That’s where they come down on this issue.

In 2022.

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I feel like a scientist.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

why are soccer players the only ones who get to take their shirts off and run around when they make a goal????

imma need a crowd to start roaring after i answer my single email of the day and take my clothes off

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

it’s been 8 years but my p*ssy still throbs when the beat drops in Yoncé

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Should be illegal to email this time of the year

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my mother treats every airplane i take like it is destined for absolute destruction

[Cameron Hurley @cameronhurley]

“I am weed” for Halloween

[gabriela @gam313]

😵‍💫

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my least favorite thing about buying things is probably that they cost money

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me working to the point of physical breakdown and illness once again:

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i feel like it shouldn’t be this hard to find a boyfriend that meets my impossible standards??

[Lights @lights]

hold me like it’s the last time

like you remember how it felt the first time

[vicki @vickerzzmuzzz]

Bringing a cloth duffel bag to the airport and putting it down on the nasty ass floor should be considered a hate crime.

[Lights @lights]

I’ve completely eliminated small talk from my bag of tricks over the last 17 months and now I’m extremely bad at passing conversation wow

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you see me out and i look like i’m having a bad time it’s just because i’m stoned and i don’t know where i am

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

My single remaining braincell sends its regards.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“remember girls we practiced for this” - me to the antibodies inside of me every time i go out in public

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Sitting here completely naked in my apt desperately waiting for Paul Rudd to start pulling a prank

[vicki @vickerzzmuzzz]

Olivia rodrigo mania in full force as I end things in a 2 year situationship? THIS IS A SIGN VIC.