vicky

Cent'anni!!!

[Mufasa007 @Mufasa0062]

Wife bought something on
FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece

[Sa Lio @lionel_sauro]

To all the Truck drivers on the highways who indicate right when its not safe to overtake, and indicate left when its now safe to overtake

[Alex West _ Big Daddy @Alex_West2]

😂😂😂 I knew this wasn’t a word but my people😭

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

Not ashamed to admit this would 100% work on me

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

the feminine urge to melt into the arms of a man who is safe, sweet and supportive 🥹

[TRESHAAA 🫠 @__iiamteteee]

The sexiest thing a man can do is learn you, not just to love you, but to understand you. Because real love pays attention ❤️

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

I’m only finding out that there are women who sit in the backseats of Ubers? I always sit in front😭😭😭There is nothing I fear more than childlock protection

[John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl]

I’m only half joking here, but if I was almost assassinated twice, I’d probably walk in zig-zags for the rest of my life.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

Today I bought this game because when I was young i couldn’t afford it 😁😁

[YourFavBaker🦋 @iam_thowbie]

Just apologize to your partner when you know you’re wrong. All that manipulation and getting mad at them for being upset, especially when they have a valid reason is just weird. People love to claim they’re grown until accountability is required.

[Njerie🇰🇪 @njerilynh]

Nobody is going to tell you this, but our parents don't care if we marry right, they just want us to get married😭😭

[vicky @vicky_musinga]

@yourfaveeng 😂😂😂ah

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

When I was 18, a grown man in his 30s came to ask for my hand in marriage.

My dad told him to go to the labour room and ask the midwife for a newborn baby,
since it’s children he loves. 🤣

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

would not put it past him to have found a way to throw thunderbolts practically