ninja turtle 🐢😈

observer, sarcastic, reader & other times sleepy head.! admirer of the people who tried.! wannabe gentleman & daddy of course!

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Humse pucho mijaz barsaat ka,
Hum jo kacche makaan wale hai.!
🖤☺️

[eternal newbie @samanya_kumar]

They are all enjoying their retirement. Created generational wealth, settled kids abroad, experimenting with whatever policies they want on a live lab called India. What else to do?

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Pyar karna hai to Veer Zaara jaisa karo warna na karo. That's it. That's the tweet.

[Manjusha Rajnath Singh @chemary_singh]

Only after posting misogynistic post from BJP’s official handle.

[Arunima 🤟🥂 @arunima_3_5]

They f*cking put mobile jammers at the crash site in Delhi. The children were sending videos to get rescued, people were calling Blinkit ambulances...and they put jammers!!! We are living in an extended Black Mirror episode in this country! dystopian present continuous!

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

This one man is responsible for taking India back to the dark ages. He is the most tone deaf and unempathetic PM we have ever had. Not a word on the building collapse in Delhi where a lot of students are stuck/dead under the rubble but yes let's celebrate the temple being constructed in Paris. I am pretty sure he will go there for a photo op like he did with the plane crash. Also demolishing/desecrating mosques and churches in India has been normalized but let's celebrate temples being constructed in other countries. We are closing down schools every day, we are spending 12 rupees on midday meals per child, paper leaks happen every year but let's celebrate mandirs being constructed. His politics is only about mandir masjid, maas macchi, hindu muslim and elections. People are dumb fools if they still support him.

[Chota Don @choga_don]

India lacks civics sense 😭

A North Indian family opened a cafeteria on a running flight. Fifteen people sat together, got their own food, and walked around the cabin carrying plates.

The problem isn't just the food, its smell will linger for the entire journey, and some passengers may not like that.

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

I must be god's one of the most most favourite child for being this amazing and curious 😄

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

आज साहिल लोचब के साथ, उनके साथ हुई पुलिस बर्बरता के खिलाफ FIR दर्ज कराने संसद मार्ग के DCP कार्यालय पहुँचा।

20 जुलाई को जंतर-मंतर पर शांतिपूर्ण प्रदर्शन कर रहे साहिल पर पुलिस ने पैलेट गन से हमला किया। छर्रों से बुरी तरह घायल साहिल की एक आँख की रौशनी खतरे में है।

शांतिपूर्ण प्रदर्शन के खिलाफ ऐसी बर्बरता कोई कानूनी कार्रवाई नहीं, एक गंभीर अपराध है। इस क्रूरता के लिए न गृह मंत्री अमित शाह ने छात्रों को कोई सफाई दी, न प्रधानमंत्री ने उनसे माफ़ी मांगी।

अब जब साहिल न्याय के लिए FIR दर्ज कराना चाहता है तो वो भी नहीं करने दिया जा रहा। इस तरह संविधान और संवैधानिक अधिकारों को कुचला जा रहा है।

@AmitShah जी, न्याय से इतना क्यों घबरा रहे हैं? ये डर दिखा रहा है कि आप अपना अपराध कबूल कर रहे हैं।

FIR होगी। न्यायिक जाँच होगी। और ऊपर से नीचे तक जो भी इस बर्बरता के दोषी हैं, उन सभी पर कार्रवाई होगी।

साहिल और उसके जैसे पीड़ित हर छात्र को न्याय दिलाकर रहेंगे।

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

This is the favorite of the whole India.

[Raizer @RaizerSays]

Deleted scene from Narendra Modi's life

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Longing.
Longing is the word I was looking for 😄

[Pratik S Patil @Liberal_India1]

देशाच्या भविष्यासाठी उदात्त हेतून विज्ञानाची कास धरुन पंडीत जवाहरलाल नेहरुंनी देशात IIT, IIM, IISER ची स्थापना केली. त्या IIT मध्ये PM मोदी स्टंटबाजी करत विज्ञानाला फाट्यावर मारत दीक्षांत सोहळ्यात जर मंत्र - तंत्र होत असतील तर देशाचं भविष्य अंधारात आहे.

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Maybe a Galgotian

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

Masters in Entire English Language.

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Young/adult desi men with their extra carb holding belly heading to a villa and shirtless dancing at the pool with beer in their hand and making reels like it's the pinnacle of entertainment..just painfully cringe thing I on Instagram these days.. 🤮😭💔

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

@aravind Din bhar DS DS... har baat pe DS DS...thak nahi jate kya??

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Wanna know the fastest way to boost the productivity in this country?
End unlimited calling.
Suddenly the millions of "What's up, Had lunch? and what are you doing?" conversations would vanish and some people might finally do something useful with their time and life.

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Why do harsh external criticisms of a country often spark more debate than internal ones?
Is it about truth, tone or national pride?
Criticism from the outside feels uncomfortable but it can also make us reflect on things we’ve learned to ignore at first.
😐

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

It's April 😇
This month and the date have a nostalgic pull on me.
Be good April, stay kind ♥️

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

CHEAPO KING | Sachin Tendulkar was in Delhi yesterday inviting political leaders for his son Arjun’s wedding and shared photos from the meetings.

He posted his picture with Modi at 7:13 PM, with Amit Shah at 8:18 PM, with Honourable President Smt. Droupadi Murmu at 8:48 PM, and with @RahulGandhi at 9:22 PM.

Among all these, the post with Rahul Gandhi went viral, clocking 627K views in just over two hours.

Apparently, that did not go down well with the King. The King’s men allegedly pressured Sachin to delete the post and quietly repost it at 12:19 AM, when most people are asleep, hoping it would not attract the same traction.

But by then, people had already noticed.

If someone sitting in the highest chair in the country feels insecure over social media views, it is not strength. It is deep insecurity dressed up as power.

[ninja turtle 🐢😈 @vicky_tadewar]

Memories from 2021 and 2022 😄😇