Victoria Arnstein

Stand up comedy ny! Give my book a read called Impress Yourself on Amazon.
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[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

The same losers who bash billionaires, are the same people who buy tons of lottery tickets each week, in the hopes of winning billions.

So, they'll gamble on a huge waste of time filled with hope, Instead of working and giving people opportunities to also make 🤑 💰 money. 🤣

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

Why are we still saying peace and quiet? Maybe my peace comes with some noise?
Maybe quiet is the hard part?

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

How about we REFUND THE POLICE! 🚨🚨

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@SchmittNYC How about we REFUND THE POLICE 🚓🚨🚨

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨WOW: Elderly man wins $2,700 in Florida Lottery. Takes ticket to Walmart.

Cashier validates it, folds the receipt, puts it in her vest pocket. Leaves.

Man comes back: no receipt, can't claim his money.

Manager checks cameras: caught her pocketing it in 4K.

Cops find the receipt hidden in her car. Her excuse? "Got distracted."

Felony grand theft. Fired. All for $2,700 on camera, with her name tag on, at her job.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

NEVER
DISARM!
NEVER
GIVE
UP
YOUR
GUNS!!
EVER

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

I mean..if I were a man, Islam sounds Awesome!!! But, I'm not so Phuck that misogynistic whacked out insane religion.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@w_terrence Lol

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@garyvee When we light a candle from another candle, the first lit candal doesn't lose its flame.

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

Sometimes when people brag about their lives, I like to write things like ..." Nobody cares."
Only because that's exactly how I'm thinking.

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

If the rainbow flag is for gays..what's the flag for straight people?

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@elonmusk You Win this one!!! ❤️❤️

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@tailopez I wrote a book about this called IMPRESS YOURSELF.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

My worst nightmare😬

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

Happening RIGHT NOW - DC police have started making FELONY ARRESTS after green-haired liberals entered into the reflecting pool and began dumping loads of LIVE ALGAE into it.

They're also intentionally PEELING PAINT from the pool as Antifa anarchists cause chaos on dirt bikes in an attempt to distract #lawenforcement

We're told law enforcement from the area is descending on the pool now.

[Victoria Arnstein @VickyArnstein]

@OpieRadio No way. AI is taking off at full steam ahead. Nobody can even phathom what's coming.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Agreed

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Remember when Zohran Mamdani said they ran out of money? Wonder where it all went.

Pervez Siddiqui was just arrested for allegedly running a $38 MILLION Medicaid scam through two adult day care centers in Brooklyn.

He was a regular Democrat donor and met with Mamdani after he won the election.

Are you seeing a trend yet? This country is being robbed by Democrats.

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

In broad daylight, a woman violently slammed a pregnant mother to the ground in front of her two young children and robbed her.

Fully prosecute and end soft-on-crime policies?

A. Yes
B. No