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[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

this mf really picks me sunflowers and brings home rocks he thinks I might like…what

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

it is crazy how, in the lead up to the coronaysh, when i am feeling even more cynical and disgusted by the uk than usual, i am forced into being patriotic and angry over undying loyalty to chinese takeaways

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

waited 1hr and a half for a chicken to cook n didn’t even turn the fucker on 🤠

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

i’m in my folk music era and I’m living for it

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April.

Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter.

IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

@cupidstunt98 rip

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

@cupidstunt98 happy hauntings👻

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

literally made it three years without getting covid n here i am, what a joke

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

yo timehop is the most depressing app i was in my first year of uni 5 whole years ago?!? sir?!? it ain’t right that shit was yesterday

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

@cupidstunt98 get gud

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

are u sure ur not mad at me?

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

Hagrid is dead and I’ll never be happy again - take JKR instead

[🔪 @vickybutspooky]

it’s spooky season again bitches - may your hauntings be plentiful

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not a person going goblin mode. I’m actually more of a goblin going person mode