tom: I'M the man of the house! wtv I want should be done and catered to me!
harry: no way he told her that infront of everyone
tom: he did, it was scandalous
harry: thats insane, love. Can you wash the dishes after dinner? im so tired from quidditch
tom: of course, my love.
abraxas could be the funniest character in tomarry fics. imagine minding ur own business (helping ur best friend start a cult) but some green-eyed TWINK who came out of nowhere is domesticating ur dark lord and seducing him away from ur great plans. i’d try and kill harry too