Vicky

You guys are my kinda people

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Question for the loud eaters out there:
Do you enjoy the sound of your own chewing? Or do you just not hear it? And how has no one told you how disgusting you are yet?

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@jnnbrdy Immediately following this tweet my targeted ads became flooded with bikini models. I regret nothing.

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Are the Instagram bikinis actually cute or am I just in love with the hot women wearing them?

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What Mike Hudson and I probably look like singing sound of music in the car

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✨men✨

Milk from women’s boobs: 🤢

Milk from cow boobs: 🤌🏼

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Whoever gave the kids next door a whistle can fuck off and dieeee

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The fact that we used to get drunk on beers for $1 blows my mind but the fact that we used to do it on a WEDNESDAY….

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Baby bell cheese and cantaloupe is a match made in heaven.

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Got to send my first *per my last email* email today and it was in fact as satisfying as everyone said it would be.

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My dad and I have called each other a combined 6 times already today and it’s only 1 o’clock….

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Norm: that was my nickname growing up
Me: …
Norm: the North Hill Donut

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Ahh yes tis the season for 16 political texts a day addressed to my father because people found my phone number on google 🤙🏼

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Of course I want chick fil a today 🙄

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Mike: Hayden is a slut just flirting with everyone that walks by. Luckily Penelope isn’t.

Hudson: what’s a slut!?

M: someone who is easy to get along with…

H: I think Penelope is easy to get along with!

M: *looks at me for help*

Me: nope I’m waiting to see where this goes

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One thing about me is I am going to vote on your poll

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“You bet your ass one time I got drunk at a ladies luncheon and I made Sam come pick my ass up” -Lane

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I’ve bought four new sweatshirts in the last week as if summer is not right around the corner and I don’t already own 100.