vic🌟

it ain’t that serious

[vic🌟 @vickylavs]

the more I age, the more antisocial I get 🤷🏼‍♀️

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

EMOJI GUY: Honey have you seen my french horn? It’s not with my other instruments
EMOJI WIFE: Did you leave it at the office again

[jojo @wimbopimbal]

See ya later, alligator!
After a while, crocodile!

Alternative responses:

Whatever you say, manta ray
Doubt that, sewer rat
I don’t care, panda bear
Never again, Cornish hen
I hate you, kangaroo
Curl up and die, butterfly

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

Yeah they’re cute but I’ll still fade one these mfs for Steve Irwin https://t.co/XWXRFXLtzi

[Alicia △⃒⃘🐘 @alicia_marie814]

I just feel like a blob of stress and sadness lately and it sucks

[Pillsbury @stevelikescups]

We tried getting the two for one special at black panther. The manager was not having it.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

[Clarissa Brooks @ClarissaMBrooks]

Depression is funny because you start off the day with so many goals and then BOOM you’re in your bed watching The Office and avoiding your friends.

[Catherine McBroom @CatherinePaiz]

A sequence of risks I thought were terrifying at the time ended up changing my life for the better. Every single freaking risk I took was always more ballsy than the other

[vic🌟 @vickylavs]

I wonder if I’ll ever be good enough lol

[vic🌟 @vickylavs]

Happy birthday bby @Maddie_Scampini 🖤🖤 https://t.co/4HByN42bP9

[vic🌟 @vickylavs]

happy birthday to this bad bitch @Maddie_Scampini 💕

[vic🌟 @vickylavs]

fuuuuuuuuuuuck this

[b @bradleex]

i hate when people ask me what im going to be doing in 2 years.. like cmon guys i dont have 2020 vision