Vicky Rybaczuk

Ain't a doctor - but I can make u feel better

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Hey guys, should I make a comeback?

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Things I get excited by now: wool dryer balls

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

The billion dollar beauty industry feeds off of your insecurities and convinces you botox and fillers are a necessary measure to take in order to be deemed a valuable human being in society because aging is so 2003 #fuckouttahere

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

So twitter’s weird now eh 👀

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

You know you’re an adult when your xmas gift shopping list consists of the following: key fob protectors, fire extinguisher, dash cam, and books on spiritual enlightenment ✌🏼

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

I wish I had the resilience of a fly that has been electrocuted twice and stomped by a flip flop but still refuses to die

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Today I cried watching Harry Potter because I didn’t know Dobby dies

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

I feel like I have finally fully accepted the sound of my own voice

[helena riley @freshhel]

Inside the oven seems like a vibe

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

I have no energy to shave my legs nor brush my cat. Take that as you will

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Taxes make me fuckin dizzy dawg

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Things that become people’s entire personalities: cross fit, smoking weed, having cats (me)

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

You ever forget you have a tattoo and then go “ahh wtf is that!?”

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Question: why do we like blurry photos?

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

If celebrities didn’t have plastic surgery they would be working at Chipotle (no shade to Chipotle) (although I have never had it or been there) (you get the key message)

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

How do cats never shower but their fur smells so good

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Whattup I’m back and I’m already tired of this 🤩🤩🤩🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Vicky Rybaczuk @vickyr94]

Do a full oral hygiene routine and tell me you don’t feel unstoppable