Vicky

[Christopher @marzy07]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbours on his own tomorrow so I’ve just been round and borrowed his chairs👍🏼

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@kimberleyberryy Legend 👏🏻👏🏻❤️

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@McDonaldsUK stood for over an hour waiting for food after ordering in Penrith tonight, I respect being short staffed but such a joke 😤

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just now finding out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is news.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I can only save the Queen for so long.

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@Riggy0 Completely out of character for both of them

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

Day two of the summer holidays and my kids have just reduced me to tears in Lidl, very high hopes for the next 6 weeks 🙃😂

[Adam @AdamB96749988]

So, as rumours circulate that @BorisJohnson has got his hairdresser pregnant; doesn't it say it all that people are more surprised by the fact that he has a hairdresser than the fact that he may have knocked her up.

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

Fuck, and I mean this in the least polite way possible, off

[Mirror Politics @MirrorPolitics]

Tory MP Danny Kruger says he doesn’t agree that “women have an absolute right to bodily autonomy".

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@Riggy0 @TheLengthsman @CalMacFerries 😂😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I’ve lost all respect for them.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

something they don’t warn you about parenting is you will watch Frozen 8,000 times and want to die and then one day when your kid is asleep you won’t know what to watch and suddenly a tiny part of you will be like hmm you know what would really hit the spot? FROZEN

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

Wordle 270 3/6

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This will never happen again 😂

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

How on earth are we going to get through the rest of a pandemic and possibly world war three when our prime minister is a wine and cheese loving alpaca

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@KirstieMol Oh bless her I don’t blame you! I hope she’s home soon so you can be all be together x

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

The people that comment with things like “finally the news is out”
when a friend announces big news like a pregnancy need to get in the bin.

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@KirstieMol So cute 🥰 hope you and her are doing ok! I don’t get why people can’t just let you have your moment

[Vicky @vickyrigg]

@KirstieMol Oh I love her name 😍 it’s so annoying isn’t it 😂

[Cageyeff (Kev) @cageyeff1]

All dogs act differently to any given situation. 😂🤣🤣😂