Vicky Ryan

professional shit chatter

[SZA @sza]

I’m not demure I’m ✨deranged✨

[buy us fxck you @alvinn4_]

Hannah baker a weak bitch I’m on reason 575 chin up chest out

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

im a bad btch but im also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thought at all times

[bry @pradastunt]

i get home and immediately take my pants off like a sitcom dad

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

this how i check my phone while it’s on DND.

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

paying for subscriptions and still getting ads

[mama p @portiaarenee]

They would’ve had to put 2 on me

[Loky @lokymann]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[miyamoto musashi. @gidzblaze]

this is the real lovers anthem https://t.co/QRL1QqVyrx

[im not real @ithinkineverwas]

realizing my mom is also just a girl & i wish i could’ve protected her from the things that caused everlasting pain

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Why is there always money to bomb people, but never any money to feed, house or care for people?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

potato’s the best thing to happen to this world

[Daniel @dadogeking]

I just hope that no matter how many times this world tries to harden me and turn me into a cold person I hope I remain soft, may I still be compassionate, may I still be full of love, may I still be soft and see hope in everything

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

The best christmas song of all time and it’s not even close