Victoria Swayne🇲🇽

//Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real//

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Hey guys… I’m having a baby!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

We gotta stop telling “both sides” to tone down the political rhetoric

Trump wasn’t attacked by a transgender member of MS-13 who snuck in w/the Mexican caravan to be radicalized by Black Lives Matter while majoring in CRT at Antifa University

It was just another random, Dollar Store white boy with an unregistered, easily purchased semi-automatic light rifle BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

If you’re here about the fruit snacks… it was these

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

I pavloved him

[Lock @LockFryer]

@InternetH0F If you do it every day you’re training him to expect it smh 🤦

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

@somaticmama @InternetH0F Looks like it’s marking its rounds again hahah

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

I really have to go to my Mexican family with this white ass name we picked out for our daughter 😅 wish me luck

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

It’s a girl yall 💕💗💖💞💓🌸

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

If my kid doesn’t come out funny… idk man. We might have to keep the receipt

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

No one mentioned how freaking EUPHORIC it feels to have a pregnancy craving satisfied. I literally want to cry I’m so happy 🥹

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

@cassibabyxo Thank you so much 💖💖💖

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Hey guys… I’m having a baby!

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Me to my husband: “Will your family be upset if we send them a Happy Holidays card instead of a merry Christmas card?

Him: yes

Me: aw man, well we’re sending a happy holidays card 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

@reyessjess Idk about Florencio Swayne lololol

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Casey and I could never name our kids after our grandparents. On my side you got Consolación and Florencio and on his you got LaWanda and Milton. Ain’t no way

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Austria keeping Moctezuma’s headdress hostage from Mexico (where is belongs) is my Roman Empire

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Bush’s “Now watch this drive” is my Roman Empire

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

When people send me videos on insta or TikTok I don’t watch them until they accumulate and then one day I just go in and watch them all at the same time. Kinda like binge watching lol

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

Perks of feeding the bouncer at the local bar 😂

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

If I have to fight another Karen with a cross necklace about letting their kids sit at the bar IM GOING TO OFF MYSELF

[Victoria Swayne🇲🇽 @vickytorialol]

September starting out HORRIBLE.