vic

[tyler @tywastheproblem]

“hockey starts this month!!!!!!” sure but have you considered that my team makes me want to kill myself

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

today i will drink enough diet coke to see god

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i’m like if a girl had a lot to do at work and instead sat on her phone for 30 minutes

[vic @viclachnit]

Babe wake up a new glup shitto just dropped

[amy @postbopgf]

minor star wars characters are always called some shit like "geordie greep"

[Softboy @softcreateee]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u b*tch

[balta 🔻 @BGarcN2]

fuck i love dinosaurs you guys.

[ً @httpsfangs]

Wish i were a cat sitting on someones lap being petted while i sleep

[arielle @ellycelly]

Don’t show me Macklin Celebrini looking disappointed with himself when he’s been one of the best players on the ice I will literally buy a sword

[bt @b__________t]

just spent $100 on groceries so i think ill eat wingstop for dinner tonight

[yon 👁️👁️ @laflarehigh]

Arguing with my fucking cat

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

I’ve done a lot of stupid shit on this planet but at least I’ve never voted for trump.

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Him.

[𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 ⏾ @gh0stfacegf]

unhinged but in a whimsical way

[trish @ultragloss]

i can’t prove it but spotify wrapped is lying

[mara @vixeias]

the lion does not concern herself with her memory loss

[Steph Sanchez @Steph49K]

Being emotionally invested in the 49ers is so exhausting.