Ojone🎀

Catholic ||5’11||ChelseaFC💙||Gentleman🇳🇬

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I’m that FRIEND that respects PRIVACY. If you DO NOT tell me, I won’t ask you.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line is valid.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Why didn’t you pick my calls last night?”

Omo I slept off, but we can break up if you’re upset.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[- @uche_xxi]

saw a sec school classmate just now, he didn’t recognize me i recognized him.
as he no recognize me i pass am oh, i no get strength this morning.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

No one craves for an elder sibling more than an elder sibling.🥹

[superdad @udysznx]

“you’re always on your phone”

thanks, na why i buy am

[Sharon Rotimi @TheSharonRotimi]

And then, there's the rest of us: obviously not a baddie, not really a cutie patootie, something of a Taiga.

[Ojone🎀 @vicquijay]

@uthmanmsk_ 🫩🫩

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I can never be “just friends” with someone I truly like and want; I’ll disappear from their life instead.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

Anyone who goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you.

[Psychedelic on Psundays @UnwillingFlo]

Guide oo. Because the way I plan guide before I marry anybody, na my husband go change his name from his father’s name

[Funmi🤎🇦🇷 @luwatofunmi]

Date cancelled , he doesn’t know what the red text in the Bible means.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Women yap a lot when they really like you, and I find it so cute. When they’re with you, they just keep talking about the most random things. Then you’re there, smiling, listening, and adding to the gist to make her yap even more. And then she catches herself mid-yap and says, “Am I talking too much?”

No, my baby, you are not. You’re so cute, keep yapping, I’m your listener 😂❤️

[siuuuu @siuuuu_xx]

The way I process things, na one random rainy Tuesday I go remember say I neva block pesin and piam! I go block you.
Bc wym???

[Ojone🎀 @vicquijay]

😂

[Damilola ÌRÀWÒ ✨ @dharmmy_]

Nah only me never post that kneeling down video for my WhatsApp 😄

[Bukayo Ewuoso @Bukayor_BK]

I was given Malta Guinness today at work, and I thought, “let me keep for my wife, she loves it”.

I get to her office to pick her, guess who also got Malta Guinness and kept for her husband? Yup, my wife!!!

And we didn’t even plan it 😂😂😂

It’s the little things.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Why are you single?

Me: