coming out of my inactive twitter hole to say how excited I am for new Fall Out Boy !!! can't wait to regress into 2013 Victoria and play their music non-stop
Just a reminder that us immunocompromised people aren’t just at high risk for COVID but for everything. Please wear a mask regardless of whether or not you have COVID. Nobody wants your disgusting germs. Sincerely, someone who is recovering from being sick for the millionth time
4 y/o: What does a hippo eat?
Me: I don't know what does a hippo eat?
4 y/o: Aren't you supposed to be a scientist?
Me: Oh sorry kiddo I thought you were trying to tell a joke!
4 y/o: Arg no this is a serious question!
I'm gonna start a thread of all the funny/cute things my nephew says.
4 y/o: Can I have a piggy back?
His mum: Not right now, but you can have one when we go to the van.
4 y/o: This is the worst life ever!!
This is crazy!
I keep hearing people say "during COVID" or "during the pandemic", like um excuse me when did COVID disappear?? Since when was it announced that the pandemic has ended??? Because I have not seen this announced by any health officials!!!
We still need masks!!!!!
Prof: "Welcome back to normal everyone. I have a bit of a cough today so I was wearing a mask, but it's easier to lecture without it."
Me: *drops course*