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[Kip🇯🇲 Too @ant1_bruno3]

We're done with the anus of Africa now the attention has shifted to Abegistan, the armpit of Africa

[🌼 @lynda_marcia]

I know what she is 😂😂😂get your glasses girl

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

One of the kindest humans aki..
In Homabay she kept talking to me on phone until they rescued me. 😭
Forever loyal and indebted.

Mungu ambariki sana. #NairobiNaSifuna

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Iko siku I told you guys that 80 percent of women find 80 percent of men unattractive mkadhani nilikua nimetafuna matawi za Meru.

Listen.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Lakini clean money husumbua sana. 😅😅

[Minga @KillaMinga]

This is why every man want a son , another nigga that understands 😭😭

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

Shock as President Ruto Appears to Forget What to Tell Kitengela Residents While Responding to the Opposition

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

Oga Obinna Did Not Mentor Kabuda. He Recruited Him.

Oga Obinna pulled TikToker Kabuda off a matatu conductor’s job two years ago and groomed him for a full-time food-influencer brief. He then walked him into restaurant gigs as handler. That is not talent development. That is a broker converting a conductor into a medical disaster in motion.

Obinna has no ethic in this trade. He is Kolenyo scammer Gabriel Oguda with a ring light: any brief, including tribal bait, so long as the cheque clears. The craft is not skill. The craft is availability, stupidity, juvenile delinquency and mental impotence.

That is ruralism at its most feral. Hail from a backwater, shit-hole county, treat every hustle as one more night in the city, and measure success by overtaking people born in town and announcing the score. Nairobi becomes a boarding house for that project. Conscience is optional. Pay is not.

Andrew Łobaczewski named the mechanism: negative selection. People with talent and a spine are pushed out of the hierarchy. People with the anomaly walk in. They fill the city with kujituma self-pleasuring narratives - send yourself, take anything - while degenerate mainstream (githeri) media crowns the morally and ethically malnourished as proof that the system works.

Watch Kabuda now. The spiral is downward. Every day he looks worse than the last. The turn started with Obinna.

Kabuda will soon die, and some misguided millennials will defend Obinna again, refusing to track the pattern: the “podcaster” targets low-hanging fruit with chronic mental disorders like alcoholism and over-eating, exploits them for content, feeds the addiction, then throws them to the dogs.

That is how he groomed Maverick Aoko Otieno into being a paid prostitute for prominent politicians, and then retreated to the shadows, watching her crashing out with every social media scandal that she immerses herself into.

Those are dark-triad traits. You are watching a psychopath at work.

He did not lift a conductor. He showed him that the city pays a man to promote gluttony on camera and keep quiet about who booked the table.

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Hizi video za clean money zinanimaliza mbaya saidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Adrian Rangel @acrogenesis]

Shipped a baby boy last night.
Well. My wife did. I reviewed the PR

[Akello.dev @victorakello1]

@MakaveliMo80065 @Cjamehk Not really buana

[Suni @suni_code]

The gap between Cursor and Claude is honestly bigger than I expected.

[Akello.dev @victorakello1]

@ian_254_ Na mdomo jos

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Ndindi Nyoro in Muranga today away from his home Kiharu,the response is very cold,people have not accepted him,still looking at him as Ruto”s wheelbarrow and a mole.
The crowd is only happy when he mentions Gachagua.
This video summarizes it all

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

President Ruto: Uhuru Kenyatta had an option to become a statesman, but he chose to become an opposition leader

[Akello.dev @victorakello1]

@SammieMwinga @KTNNewsKE Mnawork hard sana kudiscredit sifuna lkn wapi

[JaHomaBay @HassanMcOjwang]

Kakamega Senator Boni Khalwale is a real Luhya man, he built five bungalows in one compound. One for each of his four wives and a fifth one for himself. This is where the bullfighter spends time alone during moments of solitude and when he wants to be with his guests. This is also where he spends time when he wants conjugal rights but does not want to interact and meet with his kids and grandchildren. He simply calls one after another😅😅😅😅. Money is good

[Akello.dev @victorakello1]

@ThomasNKariuki @omwambaKE How is your originality helping you thus far? 😅