Victor Foster

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Ernest Hemingway chose his own time to go – on one hand that is admirable

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them but I wouldn't want to own one.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

When you become senile you won't know it.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Why should an audience applaud when the chef adds garlic to his recipes?

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

If a relationship has to be a secret you shouldn't be in it.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

I love Bar-B-Que and potato salad.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Gray used to be the most popular car color; I do not know what it is today

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Gin & Tonic is a great drink.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

I admire guys that come up with unique cool names like Fritos.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Carne tartar is a good dish

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Guys usually forget how to cry they should not

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

When you become senile you won't know it.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Ah the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Why should an audience applaud when the chef adds garlic to his recipes?

[Victor Foster @victorfoster]

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.