I had a rather concerning dream in which @AbroadInJapan decided to do an instructional #lockdown video on how to use a beard trimmer to tame scrotal hair... delicately one assumes. Please *never* make this video....
@lewis_goodall The first time I log on to twitter in about 2 years and I find that someone I went to Oxford summer school with is now working for BBC Newsnight .... I never did finish your scarf...
So I bought this wine in @PairingsWineBar simply because it made me think of @JRhodesPianist ‘s publisher, turns out Slovenian wine is pretty good. #fangirl#wino