Ingo Pickenacker

A quiz-setting, quiz-reading, pub customer-haranguing Owl and Bear (twice) of a man.

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@ThatsSoVillage Opposition no. 5 faked a hamstring injury, didn't do it well enough so had to stay out, then 'accidentally' got stranded at the same end as the other batsman who never left his ground. Trotted off, showered, straight into his car and off to a 21st birthday party.

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@ZaltzCricket petition for Gus Atkinson to be nicknamed 'Cube' as when Woakes was dismissed yesterday the score was 216-6 and the not out batsman was Root

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@sid_lambert That's Mulleried, not Van Bastaned

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@RacingGuru007 I'd like to see that photo, thought he just held on

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Waste of time trying to pretend not being at home when this chap came round trying to flog broadband

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@FootballCliches Might be missing something here but there was no red card shown to Moran

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@PaulHYork @nocontextfm1 Magnificent. Also a tiny bit Courtney.

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@BrianPingu @FootballCliches @sebdwhite He was called that on Shooting Stars

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Amazing that this whole website is run by these two shops

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@sutts87 @Cheath83 @lezford by some distance the best two and a half minutes of football you'll ever see

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

Yorkshire TV Football Special
November 1974
Streaker on the pitch and cameras turn to black & white for second half due to the failing light.
Sheff Wed 3-0 York City
Commentator Keith Macklin
#SWFC #YCFC

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@JerichoKeys Trifon Ivanov, magnificent

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@Cheath83 Although if you are departing for a fuck, the very last thing you want is to be snagged by De Kock

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@Cheath83 That is magnificent!

(Was at school with Lizzy's brother btw)

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@Cheath83 @TheBarmyArmy No way to treat the greatest living Englishman

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@braintree_

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Elton once phoned me and asked if I wanted to buy a Roll Royce.
I said "what reg".
He said, "DO YOU WANT TO BUY A ROLLS ROYCE"

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@SharlandNM Superb mate thanks, you too obviously, I'd join you were I not umpiring!