glittertit

lord beer me strength 🙏

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

after losing my mind for 4 hours, i’ve decided it’s not that serious

[King Robert @EternalKingRobb]

"Listen to your body"
My body at 8:00 AM on a workday:
- Quit immediately
- Disappear off the grid
- Befriend the crows
- Return to nature

[glittertit @victorialouis97]

@_strawbemmy something you would say.

[julia @juumelo_]

keep me in your thoughts today I have to use excel even though I am beautiful and sleepy & fun to be around

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

[mi ow @meowsback]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry

[hornet🫧🍉 @carrprizov]

turns out when you spend $100 in 6 different places it turns into $600? did anyone else know this or am i the first to find out

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey girl sorry i’ve been insane lately!!!!!! it will probably continue for the foreseeable future & maybe until i die

[T.S. ✨ @LifeSoLavish]

Excuse me? He also would pull over randomly and pay homeless people to fuck her and cum on her… THAT’s the most evil and deviant thing i’ve ever fucking heard

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

heavy is the chest that carries the large breasts

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Why did Harry Potters aunt and uncle go like “I hate this little shit let’s keep him in a closet and abuse him… oh but he’s squinting a bit when he reads, better take him to the optometrist and get him glasses”

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[glittertit @victorialouis97]

Someone needs to stop me from going on book outlet because my bank account cannot sustain this much book ordering. But the deals are just so fucking good.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just had to deviate from my routine Did the world end? No But in a much realer sense Yeah

[27. @dimvji]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.