Victoria

I'm a mom. Dream crusher. Generally decent person who has been through too much to deal with average people.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

If you see me eating gluten with dairy just assume I left a suicide note somewhere. #glutenfree #nodairyforme
#selfloathing #imfine #everythingisfine #ihatemesomuchrightnow

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

If all it took was some false lashes to get @JeffreeStar back on my screen, why didn't someone do this sooner?! Seriously, you people like to be manipulated like that?

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

Being gluten free and Hispanic means I will never have to worry about getting that baby. #ThreeKingsDay

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

So thankful I don't eat eggs 🙌
#blessed #EggShortage #notmybusiness
#noeggs

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I called my mom 6 times yesterday just so I won't have to call her untill 4th of July.
#lovemymom #HappyNewYear2023

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

Last time I ran away from my problems I came back pregnant. I'm just saying. #solveyourproblems
#dontrun #imstillokwithit

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I could totally go for someone telling me I look too young to have a kid in middle school. *applies heavy retinol cream*

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I visited the @Zak_Bagans museum about 4 years ago and I distinctly remember feeling incredibly ill in the kavorkian room. At the time I didn't think much of it until I saw the quarantine episode. Everyone who said I was being dramatic owes me an apology!

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

sitting in a parking lot and this guy runs to his car and grabs a bag of peanuts. Now he is casually walking around eating them. Did he need to run though?

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

shout out to the waiters who give you a to go cup for your "water". You sir have earned yourself a FAT tip

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I have one friend I kinda knew a long time ago and now she lives in Japan. I like to tell people I know someone in Japan because it sounds so much more interesting than yeah I know that bartender.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

ok so this lady park's her car around the corner...then she walks UP A HILL IN WEDGES and tiny cut offs. Idk what's going on but let's see where this goes hmmmm 🤔
#bluetruck #afternoondelight #creepin

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

my kids will never know the disappointment of having everyone in class talking about a movie that you haven't seen. Only because everyone rented it before you.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

can we just skip this year too like we did last year?

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

day off tomorrow which means no one contact me!!!

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

We also don't have actual word conversions just a series of yeahs and you know that things. While we shady glance at people walking by.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I had the weirdest convo with my boss. We tried this new perfume and he said it made him smell like a hamster. I said I wanted to pet him and he was totally cool with it. He then proceeded to tell me how he once had a hamster while I pet him.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

bagels are an underrated snack
#munchies #ISaidWhatISaid

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

I would like an apology from all the guys who pretended not to like me in high-school just to slide in my DMs literally 12 years later. You are the reason I felt invisible for the hot years of my life.

[Victoria @victoriastuff]

people are work are just starting to put random name tags on. So now the guy in OPU is known as Brenda.