Victor Kalka

Actor, director, impresario.

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

#MasterChefAU be making mug cake mug cakes today

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl https://t.co/uKSC9cGFXh

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

She’s everything, he’s just Ken.

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

This RSD remember that Shrek 2 is still not available on vinyl, and this is honestly sadder than Mongo’s death. @Dreamworks @GeffenRecords

https://t.co/Tu1kosWfal

[SUDS @SUDSusyd]

petition for suds shows to start at 6 so we can get to flodge before the kitchen closes am i right?! #iamhungry

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

What is happening to the NY @ABCaustralia playlist? It used to start with Prince every year.

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

a second plane has hit andrew tate

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

Work Secret Santas should be tax deductible. Change my mind.

[hales🦋 @HaleyGrimard]

Albie and Portia at the airport #TheWhiteLotus

[kie @criminalplaza]

tanya in the white lotus finale

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

Same energy. #TheWhiteLotus

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

@adamliaw To all the folks getting mad at this tweet, just admit your food is bland and move on.

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

The comments 🙄

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

The absolute easiest thing most people could do to immediately improve the taste of their cooking is start using MSG. No kidding.

It should be as basic to seasoning as salt or sugar, and that most of us don't use it based on old, debunked misinformation is quite ridiculous.

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

@benj24601 @adamliaw I worked in an Italian restaurant for a while, and the head chef always kept a little container labeled ‘secret ingredient’ on hand

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

*basil brush voice* BOM BOM

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

Remember, we live in a world that does not have the Shrek 2 OST on vinyl. But you can help change that: https://t.co/CT8snDu6U4 @UMG
@GeffenRecords @Dreamworks

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

@QldPolice Good one guys. How are you going with indigenous deaths in custody?

[Victor Kalka @victorkalka]

What you don’t know is that Mel’s belt is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. @fooderati #MasterChefAU