Victor Kimathi

teetotaler, student, writer ,incomprehensible and football crazy....i leave no follower unfollowed

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Wueh

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's Senator Mutula Kilonzo witness statement of how violence was planned during the 2007/08 PEV

Mutula died after an alleged Viagra overdose

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Life Before Fabrizio Romano

[𝕃𝕪𝕥ö ℝ𝕪𝕞𝕫 @LytoRymz]

If Arteta sees this GK, we are finished...!

[Mlipuzi• @Chok3man__]

Prime Twitter was chaos 💀😂😂😂

[Lukorito @Lukorito_]

I live next to a church (regrettably). Maasai alilala a part of the sound system ikaibiwa akaekwa ndani. The whole system ni 450k, but the part was like 60k. Maasai wengine wa hiyo area wakachangisha 60k wakapea pastor msee akatolewa.
Tell me why Sunday pastor aliannounce

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Siku utaenda Uganda ulewe usahau uko Uganda,then bill ikuje ya 3million ndio utajua jack Daniels tano huisha kwa kichwa na sekunde

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Every man must meet his humbling phase in life, it’s better you meet your own quicker and when you’re young so you can get back on your feet than to meet it at the later stages of your life.

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

A man recorded a half-dressed teenager who visited his home at night asking for drinking water, accusing her of "thirst trapping" him and warning her against returning. [VIDEO 👇🧵]

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

They still don't talk to each other 💀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

When power was sweet and unchallenged. Biwott was Not dancing, he was thinking of his next victim. Kalonzo & Mudavadi were representing the youths then. Unfortunately, Most of these people are dancing twisti in Sayuni.

[Random World Ψ @randomworldke]

Every kijana ya taoni can't go near this table. They know is a trap🤣. Only those from mashambani watolewe ushamba...men left clubs the moment these crew entered!
We were all happy 😁 watching football until...

[Buddy Jnr💚🩺💉 @BuddyJnrrr]

They mistook his condition for an illness. They had no idea they were witnessing the birth of a monster.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kiongozi

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

Your WiFi router keeps a list of every site your devices visit.

Most people have no idea it is there.

Here is how to see yours and clear it:

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Better advice in this one clip than ten-thousand self-help books.

[UZOAMAKA 💓💓🇩🇴 @jennygodswill]

This is the best art of love >>>>

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The ninja below was a young, energetic man who believed life was meant to be lived at full throttle. Over the weekend, he decided to go and irrigate his throat with premium Kanamba Specioo at Alfakir in Mirema. According to CCTV footage, two ladies pulled up, joined his table, and even offered to buy him a drink.

That's where the first red flag was raised bcoz this Nairobi, a woman can NEVER buy you drinks without an intention. But our boy thought he'd finally joined the exclusive club of men who have successfully consumed a woman's money.

What he didn't know was that the ladies weren't on a date,,, they were conducting an illegal assets recovery mission targeting his pockets. Their shopping list included his phone, his money, and anything else not nailed to the floor.

They allegedly spiced up his drink with the famous Pishori,, not the one from Mwea, but the premium KEMSA edition,, Chesaa! To the suspects, it was just another clearing and forwarding mission. To our guy, it became an unexpected one-way ticket to Sayuni.

The nap that was supposed to help them empty his pockets ended up costing him his life. He later died while receiving treatment after the drug reportedly caused fatal complications. The two suspects have since been arrested by DCI Kasarani, and investigations are ongoing as they await murder charges.

Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Paradiso State lodge while the two Mikoras are enjoying a very long staycation at the govt owned Airbnb located in a gated community along Kamiti Rd. May our boy's soul rest in Eternal peace. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Hiyo picha ya Pauline Njoroge is so disrespectful bana yuck. Watu wajiheshimu kidogo jameni.