Vee

Wanderlust when I can afford it. Comedy fan. JD.

Big-town girl, living in a moderately social world.

IG: vic_vic09

[Vee @vicvic09]

@chicagoredstars When does the garage sale start?

[The Deep Dive @thedeepdivepod]

We aren't dry-run moms, we are RICOCHET MOMS

[Vee @vicvic09]

@SentaiFilmworks Ugh, still no Haikyu! 😢😢

[Drew Anderson @imdrewanderson]

watching people celebrate

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

It's #NWSLSuperSaturday and we're kicking off the day right by giving away an 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗪𝗦𝗟 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗹 ⚽️

Retweet this tweet and follow the @NWSL official account to be entered to win 📲

[18+; US only; NoPurchNec. Rules: https://t.co/MiM57fT6wV]

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Hey, I’m a legal immigrant. I guess, what’s your phone number and what kind of stuff are we going to talk about? Should we Zoom?

[Vee @vicvic09]

@SavannaBritoWX Both 😍 but those are some great curls!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

[City of Chicago @chicago]

RBG is still taking part in tomorrow’s oral arguments, despite hospitalization. Meanwhile, many of us probably won’t get out of our pajamas tomorrow. This lady has grit.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Oh boy this whole quarantine is wild, today I said something real dumb then I said “I’ma walk right into traffic” but then I remembered there is no traffic.

Now I’m just sitting here a double dummy.

[John Erickson @JohnEricksonWH]

Stay home 🏡. Just like 108,600,000 of you did in 2016.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

That's skill.
That's class.
That's @mPinoe.

👑😍

[Our Game Magazine @OurGameMagazine]

Looks like skill and ability to us. #USWNT

[Rose Lavelle @roselavelle]

It’s nice driving by myself cuz I can listen to the same song on repeat in peace

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Scientists please just tell us when the world is gonna end so I can stop working out

[CNN @CNN]

"There was a senator -- I think it was after the pancreatic cancer -- who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator -- whose name I've forgotten -- is now himself dead. And I am very much alive," Ginsburg said. https://t.co/kdVKDDQp6l