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[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Read the staffer’s lines in the voice of Cousin Greg.

[Samantha Rivera @JSamanthaRivera]

Listen, I don’t give a damn what team you’re rooting for - get the hell out of my face when I’m working and respect that I’m here to do my job.

Excited to get back home to some classy #Panthers fans for game 3!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Verona fans were booing Zlatan as he gave his retirement speech.

So, he decided to roast them:

“Keep booing. This is the biggest moment in your year seeing me.”

Zlatan leaves as he came. A legend. @StoolFootball

https://t.co/gyEY10OXN3

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Only real ones know bout this combo

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bron really remembered this Warriors play from 2018 🤯

(h/t legacyofNBA/TT) https://t.co/hEYRcuqS0A

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Just a reminder this scene from #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 will bend your brain. And it’s freaking insane in IMAX.

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

They defeated Bowser is what they did! They were brave Italian-American plumbers! And in this house, The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, end of story!!!

[ProPublica @propublica]

For decades, Justice Clarence Thomas has secretly accepted luxury trips from a major Republican donor, newly obtained documents and interviews show.

The extent and frequency of these apparent gifts to Thomas has no known precedent in modern SCOTUS history... 🧵👇

[Austine @theereal_one]

Me seeing people chill with the same people they talked shit about

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

This year’s NCAA tournament has now officially cost me more than my wedding. And we had non-stop pigs in a blanket.

[Ben Cary @Ben_Cary_]

Me to my neighbors after carrying the groceries in one load

[victor vielma @vicvielma]

@kingcoopa4 No joke Travis Scott- stargazing was playing in the background when I saw this… planetary

[Supa Coopa @kingcoopa4]

ME lol

[Seerat Sohi @seeratsohi]

Kyrie’s gonna spend his off-days walking around the grassy knoll with a notebook, a protractor and binoculars

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

Divisional Round Weekend is here.

[Drew Piscopo 🏴‍☠️ @DrewCPiscopo]

If Leach was coaching TCU

[Caitlin Cruz @caitlinrcruz]

mic up random congress people like it's a nba game

[victor vielma @vicvielma]

Can we all agree the ‘feels like’ is the real temperature. The other temperature is just for nerds. #ColdFront

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Mexicans be like “quieren café “ at 10 pm

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

I'm getting positively roasted by my girlfriend for buying dark chocolate candy for trick or treaters. "Might as well be fucking brussel sprouts."