Kenyans are like my favorite gender. They unapologetically punish loyalty.
Instead of extending discounts to frequent shoppers/clients, they charge them more.
IEBC has set August 10, 2027, as the date for Kenya's next General Election.
Public officers seeking elective seats must resign by February 9, 2027, while campaigns will run from May 29 to August 7, 2027.
David Maraga: Fellow Kenyans, this is my personal pledge to you. I will not steal from you. I will not allow my family or friends to steal from you... If we succeed in confronting impunity and recovering stolen assets, we will reduce the cost of living.
F**k amerix, Man look at the size of those big mommy milkers, those congo bongos. Those succulent suckers, milky wilkys honk honk jugga wuggas. Those bouncing biggalos, fat hooter shooters. Those big chubby chest cheeks. Those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS. Hey😍
Vindee asked his viewers to contribute 10 mikes to buy 50 million seedlings for tree planting. By good a chance, msamaria mwema akatokea and said he is going to give him 50 million seedlings for free.
Boys alijam mbaya sana 😂😂😂
Kila mtuu anajua kile ilimleta nairobi
Today at Nakasero, I met Mr. Aliko Dangote and we discussed the proposed East African regional refinery.
I informed him that from the very beginning, we have always opposed the export of raw materials without value addition. That is why Uganda delayed oil production because we insisted on first having a refinery. Without refining our oil, it would not make economic or strategic sense to simply export crude oil while others benefit from the finished products.
I, therefore, welcomed the idea of a bigger regional refinery because our objective is African integration and shared prosperity. We cannot continue operating as fragmented and weak markets. If East Africa works together, such projects become more viable and beneficial to our people.
Uganda is ready to support the regional refinery initiative while also continuing with the development of our own refinery in Hoima.
🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜
The agreement is set to be completed.
#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣
Breaking update on fuel Prices:
EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of May 15 to June 14, 2026.
— Super petrol up by Sh16.65 to Sh214 per litre
— Diesel up by Sh46 to Sh243
— Kerosene remain Unchanged.
FBI is set to expand its Nairobi office under a new deal with DCI.
The plan includes more cooperation on corruption, cybercrime, terrorism, and other cross-border crimes through training, intelligence sharing, and technical support.
I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.