Sam Keeley

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[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

Mel and I wrote this song last Saturday after a fantastic meal at one of Pheonix's best restaurants, then we drank a bottle of really good wine. As we drank the wine we talked about those winters in Michigan so many years ago https://t.co/jMsneclYuO

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

It's Saturday night and time for FULL METAL MEL! A brand new song from Mel herself! This one is very relatable for people our age, the moment when the mirror stops loving you. https://t.co/YGvs7fPzAS

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@BrianRi27574891 @kelliwardaz Honestly, if you are special needs (I'm starting to suspect you are) I know that you were led to believe that everyone wins. Sorry, that's not the case in elections.

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@BrianRi27574891 @kelliwardaz Of course, I must not be intelligent because I don't agree with you! (while your sentence structure wouldn't pass the 3rd grade). I have never met a MAGA who has actually read the New Testament. I have, a few times. Hit me with your Christianity. I'll take you to school.

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@MrNonBinary @RichM777 @kelliwardaz Not one MAGA sign in my hood and I live at 7th st and Tbird. You lost, grow a pair and deal with it. I know you won't, Instead, you will cry like a bitch. This is also very very funny to me, so maybe don't grow a pair and keep crying. You know, for my sake.

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@MrNonBinary @RichM777 @kelliwardaz You know, I don't know one person in AZ that voted for a MAGA candidate and I know 7 first-time voters who voted for the first time just because they didn't want your BS ideals. So I'm finding it impossible to take you seriously.

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@xzavier2022 @ES162020 @kelliwardaz "If my guy wins we won. If my guy loses they cheated"... You are never going to convince me that you are not just a weak crybaby. It's not going to make you look good, or make me vote for shitty treasonous candidates, but by all means, keep trying.

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

@SlovakAmok I just covered this on Facebook. Now I can't get it out of my head.

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

Oh no. the dumbest, most brainwashed, most inarticulate MAGA dipshits are attacking me on Twitter... With emojis. I should probably just crawl in a hole and die instead of facing their misspelled wrath.

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

@Willow_st @kelliwardaz Oh no, not an emoji!!!!!! How will I ever recover from such a vicious attack...

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

It's Saturday night and time for another brand new original FULL METAL MEL song!!
This week I wanted to write a heavy blues/Heavy psychedelic song about working hard just to work hard. https://t.co/J39sFjBoze

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@ES162020 @kelliwardaz I agree 100% That's why I won't back sore losers or people who try to intimidate voters. She lost, and if she was worth a shit she would adjust her platform and try again in the future instead of trying to deny the will of the people.

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@RichM777 @kelliwardaz weird thing to say from someone trying to nullify a fair and free election... You guys have proven over and over you hate democracy, so sell that bullshit elsewhere, I'm not buying

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

@ken16020977 @kelliwardaz Sorry, not a smoker. But, I will thank you all for validating the point of my original post and reinforcing the notion that it's going to be a very long time (if ever again) before a Republican is going to be a viable (or sane) choice for my vote.

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@BrianRi27574891 @kelliwardaz Repeating the same lie over and over does not make it true.

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@AprilinBisbee Yes, I really enjoyed it. Just enough hoky fun and just enough Halloween darkness to keep me hooked

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Wouldn't be much of a Thanksgiving without giving a little thanks for the Blues

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@realTomKonopka @kristinelevine @MishkaShubaly @AprilinBisbee Sheen had me doubled over in tears laughing Friday night at Mishka's house. Best set I have seen in a long while.

[Sam Keeley @videowelder]

They say "write what you know" and the thing I know the most about is post-alcoholic regret. So here is a super happy song about drinking too much and losing friends! https://t.co/JLBN316tec

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@AprilinBisbee How much does god owe her mother in back child support?