RN David

[D @wukster2]

She was lying ma’am! Jasmine was lying. Because even here she lied about her response to the flirting. #loveisland

[RN David @vidihorwich]

@MarcusBlimi Be aware of the voltage difference not all appliances will work there!

[David/Dovid Bashevkin @DBashIdeas]

Every rabbi’s worst nightmare. 😳

[Levi Teldon @AlamoRabbi]

I was today years old when I learned that the Hebrew word for ‘between’ (בין) is related to the Hebrew word for ‘understanding’ (בינה) and I absolutely love that

[Elisheva Liss @LissElisheva]

Dr. Russel Barkley said: "Children who need the most love will often ask for it in the most unloving ways."

It seems this is true of adults too.

[RN David @vidihorwich]

@esiebzener @MTA @NYCMayor @NYCTSubway Do you not remember DEC?

[RN David @vidihorwich]

Tonight on #YomHashoah I lit a candle in memory of Adolphe Benhamou of Versailles who was just a 9 year old child when he was murdered. #yellowcandle #NeverForget

[YP @YPanitch]

We had an old, very sweet babysitter years ago who wanted to buy us a bottle of wine for Sukkos, went on busses to 3 different stores because she only saw kosher for Passover but none kosher for Sukkos, and came back empty handed and disappointed...

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Just been told by my mum I'm too old for an Easter egg so I told her she's not too young for a nursing home.

[Heimish Humor @HeimishHumor]

True story. One time my shul had a blood drive right before Pesach. I just kept thinking, "This is a bad for so many reasons."

[Zoe Barber @MsZoeBarber]

I complimented a woman in clinic on her kick-ass boots. Unfortunately, she turned out to have breast cancer. She very kindly bought me my own pair of boots. I performed her surgery today and wore them to see her pre op. She also wore hers so that together we could #kickcancersass

[YankyNotYankee @YankyNotYankee]

My wife forgot to turn on the crock pot before shabbos. I was pretty noncholant about it.

[RN David @vidihorwich]

@manairport any chance of signposting where the end of the security line is rather than people walking the length of terminal and back.

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Why do you think they call it ‘Downing Street’?

[RN David @vidihorwich]

@StarbucksUK I took lovely Oscar for a Puppachino this morning, we were both surprised by the 60p charge for this. Is this a new thing as his allowance won't cover this.

[4Stock @4Stockbsc]

*overheard in yeshiva*

"What type of cholent are you getting pfizer or moderna?"

[RN David @vidihorwich]

@AlfilleInfo Any updates?