👑🐝

if alaska young never smoked.
definitely like other girls.
accepting apologies via venmo.

[👑🐝 @vieunderscoreq]

breaking out the KF94 for old times' sake this morning..

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

I know we're talking a lot about young people's literacy but a grown man on LinkedIn asked for a version of this with shorter, easier to understand paragraphs (they are already short because it is running in print) and I'm begging you guys to read something other than LLM outputs

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

bday at the end of the month… i still have a little under a few weeks to change everything about myself

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Everything is literally worse

[Lee Hepner @LeeHepner]

No one - not a single person - created an Instagram account with the expectation that their photos would be used to generate AI advertisements.

If users had to proactively opt in to this, no one would. Instead, Meta doesn’t even notify you it’s happening.

[la diablesse @battymamzelle]

can we have NOTHING?

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i saw goody proctor speaking with her good friend mitch mcconnell this morning

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[ceo of yearning @iris_hyon]

giving losers like this access to surveillance tools is so dangerous. She should get to hunt him and his cop buddies for sport

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I hope everyone just had a great 3 day weekend after a short 4 day workweek. Amazingly the world didn’t end, the economy didn’t shutdown, there isn’t anarchy in the streets. Normalize a permanent 4 day workweek immediately.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

yall the MOOOOOON!!!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[Beyoncé’s Cowboy Hat @MikeyTBH]

Will absolutely take any kind of corporate support for the alphabet mafia at this point

[Meg @heirmeg]

new york really up omg

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

I think the whole premise of Meta glasses is creepy and antisocial af

[JP @jpbrammer]

I think "moral failing" has been abstracted enough online that it's basically shorthand for "stop making me feel bad"

[👑🐝 @vieunderscoreq]

i am once again asking why h*rv*y l*v*n is working harder on this than the FBI?