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Just an amoeboid, gone BADD!! 😎

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Q: Why The F*ck did I get an Automated Speed Enforcement ticket in a School Zone, at 3AM, when there are no children about? A: What about Zombie Children?

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Q: I got gasoline for $1.15 per Litre! I am PUMPED!! A: hahahahahaha *pumped*!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Urge Keanu Reeves to Run for Prime Minister of Canada https://t.co/wKZyAILzjc via @CdnChange

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Q: https://t.co/B8o5u2vkQA A: Charlie Bucket?

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Q: https://t.co/xWU0j9U63P A: I remember the 1700's.... Just like yesterday!

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Q: https://t.co/iObWweZOr6 A: who are you? who who, who who?

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Listen to "Lame" - AI generated on https://t.co/mU6YYOkhWK https://t.co/O4xx8FOeiH

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Listen to "Lame" - AI Generated Music https://t.co/MCRiqgrq98

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Q: just tried Domino's Mango habenero chicken wings. A: not enough mango, or habenero, just a whole mess of vinegar!

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Q: I really believe that the Collective Consciousness doesn't know what the hell is going on right now, so let's just fuck this shit and fuck y'all! A: Woo Hoo, motherfuckers!

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Q: my co_worker just recommended that I view this film. FUBAR: Headbangers Terry and Dean explore the depths of friendship, and the art and science of drinking beer like a man. A: Mmkay.

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Q: This company is gonna pay you 1¢ for every one of the 12000 parcels that will come into this place. How much money will you make in 1 day? A: $120. Nope, $12. HUH?

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Q: I prefer my four-legged friends to most of my two-legged friends. A: WTF?! All of us have four legs! Do I have to crawl on my hands & knees to be your friend???

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Strike the pose...

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Happy little fox loves her human

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Q: I am an ASS Man! A: OH! You like poop? Nice!!!

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

a cat rescuer giving a kitten a bath is something that i didn’t know I needed 😭 🥹

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Q: Congratulations! You solved this Sudoku in 4 minutes, 33 seconds! A: Rank: Top 41%