v as in vyvanse

she/her • 30+ • i don’t like committing to bios •

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Canada has a unique democracy unlike anywhere else in the world it is governed by two rival cellphone companies and a powerful grocery store.

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@pronounced_kyle I hate HP instant ink. They don’t say anywhere that if you switch your plan to a lower one, you’ll lose your rollover pages. And it’s based on pages printed, not ink used, so if you accidentally print something with one word on it, it counts as a page off your monthly plan.

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@styrozcutter And it’s so hard to explain it to someone much younger than you without sounding like a condescending asshole 😭

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@jimbeamdm @geka9400 There’s a marginal increase in risk after the age of 30, and a sharper increase after 40. Thankfully we have something called modern medicine so it’s never been safer for women to have children in their 30s.

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@fordnation Yup you’re all about getting drivers where they need to go faster, even where it isn’t safe to do so.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being single is great until a romantic movie reminds me maybe i do want someone to buy me flowers and look at me with those pathetic yearning eyes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t use plastic cutting boards, they’ll leach microplastics into your food. Don’t use wood, it can harbor bacteria. Don’t use metal, glass, or stone, they’ll dull your knives. So what am I supposed to use to cut this apple?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

i’m gonna hold your non-canadian hand when i tell you this…

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@justsomecanuk Ewww I hate agreeing with a transphobe

[V 💙 @PlatinumV_]

You can tell who hates their actual life by the amount of hate they spew at strangers on the internet lol

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@scottgroovez @JustinBeAbel @Logically_JC Exactly- these men still live in communities, not in isolation. Who raised them? Who taught them? Who do they work for? Who makes the food and necessities they buy? Even if they’re single with no friends or family, how many people do they depend on that need healthcare?

[v as in vyvanse @viewfromaghost]

@JustinBeAbel @Logically_JC Single males with no education remaining healthy until they’re 40 is hilarious like have you ever met a man before

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

How I sleep after getting told I’ll be “left behind” if I don’t use AI