Mr Falcone

Biggest villain of all time

[Mr Falcone @viewsoftido]

Im gonna let the money and fame change me

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Ey bandla please bolt them back to South Africa after this game 😭

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Being the boyfriend is temporary but being the toxic ex is forever

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Why when you’re an introvert everybody wants to talk to you.

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Date idea: go to a museum and invent backstories for art we know nothing about

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chatGPT is doing numbers on people’s brains it’s legitimately terrifying

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https://t.co/iE5fkNd5TK

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actually my biggest fear about the apocalypse is losing my headphones.

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I always find it interesting when I meet women who should be first round draft picks to be a wife and they’re single.

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weight loss is such a funny concept cause where does it go

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Tyler Perry realising that The Polygamist has set the bar very high for his next heartbreak movie

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My tolerance for people, places and things is so low these days..

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The shipping fee is the final test to see if you really wanna buy something.

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I’m so overdue for some romance, physical touch, and quality time. I’m losing my hearing.

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I like women that would most likely shoot me with a gun

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if you love someone, tell them they look like lego piece 92926

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just found out you can turn off the setting on Instagram that shows people what reels you liked

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You be vibing out to Drake then he starts explaining your situation word for word

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you can tell when a woman is upset at the fact she’s attracted to you

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People turn 30 and start acting weird as hell

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I hate when girls act like they're too good for McDonalds. Talking about "i care what goes into my body" I've seen your ex no you do not