Thrandabulous. ♔

Such is the nature of evil. In time all foul things come forth. ~ Flamboyant father of @LeafyPrince. @FuckABowman's Sexy Drunkard. ~ #Vigilante [[18+ RP]]

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

This is true. https://t.co/RhgMQgrNqG

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I too, have married Elsa at one point.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

Oh my Valar. Is that a wraith.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear @VigorousSpring Legolas tried to braid my hair and massage my locks - So i smacked him with a red fish.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

My anaconda don't want none unless you're Bard's buns.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

@OfSnowAndFrost @ArendellesQueen {Smirks.} Two daughters? That's a blessing. I took in Bard's children as my own, you know.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

Here in Arda, we say “Not today, Melkor.”

Just replace Satan with the first Dark Lord. AKA Goth boy.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

@ArendellesQueen @OfSnowAndFrost I wish I could say the same about Legolas. Tell me, who is her father? He is quite a lucky individual.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

A beautiful name. {Flashes @OfSnowAndFrost a charming smile.} Ah @ArendellesQueen, isn't parenthood a joy?

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

@ArendellesQueen Ah, a pleasure to meet you, @OfSnowAndFrost. Beautiful. Just like your mother.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

{Sits beside @ArendellesQueen with wine.}

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

Make sure it's the fluffy snow dragon. https://t.co/Mn0zrGPXsw

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear @VigorousSpring gone dragon hunting

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear diary. Today @VigorousSpring had me serve him wine naked. Then we shaved off some dwarfs beard cause he doesnt even go here.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

There is no reason for Bard to wear clothes.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

He often has me walk around almost bare especially when i brush his hair. Such a beautiful man he is.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I haven't seen that stupid dragon who goes by "Snowflare" in days.

Bless.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I get them for you. https://t.co/Z9A0B8FECi

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

I like it when he gets boners.

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

[Gets a boner.] UNF.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

For my favourite King

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

@ArendellesQueen [Makes sweet love to.]