sultry argonian bard

viktoria/vik🗡️dominatrix shieldmaiden basshead psychonaut 🧭⏳️ joy is a radical act 🌬🌌

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

matcha is so pretty

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

Look how beautiful🍃

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

@RDisWorking @scherzoil that when bigots “clock” her & she’s not made up/super feminine, they use “ma’am” in a disrespectful tone to make fun of her subtly

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

@zoenone0none It’s also sometimes the reason I regret being an EMT

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[chloé 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

"chloe you should go to more queer events! you'll make more friends!"

everything in a 30 miles radius of where I live looks like this dawg

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

a freakin the sheep, a sheep in the street?!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Kerri @kerri_wtf]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[MJdowntheshore @MJdowntheshore]

And that's the truth.

[kait 🌈 @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

@abbycherrie1122 @artindetails they’re asperitas clouds! my favorite kind, and one of the newest types. you can find lots of info on them

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

somebody said "rockbottom is actually a trampoline" and i have never felt so alive

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you

salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

[sultry argonian bard @vik_the_wicked]

the french mind cannot comprehend ketchup on a potato galette. I am putting ketchup ALL OVER your silly little hash brown patty !

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over