Broken News : @RahulGandhi dived at an undisclosed location at Andaman and Nicobar Island yesterday. The energising dive, as per sources was so good that his head went and hit a point on the Ocean Bed and this caused Gas Leak, which has been discovered as Gas Reserve by Team @HardeepSPuri
It has been learnt from unreliable sources that @SupriyaShrinate without waiting for a boat, took off on a Blue Whale to circle around the GasBag whose head was stuck in the Ocean Bed, leaving @Pawankhera stranded on tarmac at Bengaluru with a Ballpoint in hand to file his Nomination
Baba Ramdev has sent special aushadhi from @PypAyurved for healing of the head of Rahul which apparently lost 50% of the 40 IQ in the incident
Unconfirmed inputs also suggest that @ShashiTharoor has suggested the Site of Gas Leak to be termed as "RaGa Leaks" while @Suhelseth has vehemently opposed the idea, while calling for more Innovation and taking a cue, Prime Minister has decided to talk about this during @mannkibaat this Sunday
Stay Tuned to "Saturday Sensations by RDX" for more comments and chaos
@KavyaKutir That was in last century : a 100 yr.back.
गाली वही देता है,
जो पैसा** कमाता है.
जो सिर्फ रोटी खा पाता है,
चिरन्तन कातरता ही,
उसका कवच है.
(**विशेषतः कदाचार से)
@LtGenDPPandey Sir,
much outrage is there.
Reward" is symbolic respect shown on behalf of Govt.
Such acts can't be financially rewarded :if amt. was 1 lac,critics wd whine : "cost of 1 life is a mere..."
If amount mattered that much the brave man cd hv taken a dip in "cough syrup", etc.
@IndianGems_ "Reward" is symbolic respect shown on behalf of Govt.
Such acts can't be financially rewarded : suppose, amt was 1 lac, won't critics whine : "cost of 1 life is a mere..."
If amount mattered that much the brave man cd hv tried his hand at "cough syrup", etc.
@ipanank "सुनत राम अति कोमल बानी। बालि सीस परसेउ निज पानी॥
अचल करौं तनु राखहु प्राना। बालि कहा सुनु कृपानिधाना॥1॥
जन्म जन्म मुनि जतनु कराहीं। अंत राम कहि आवत नाहीं॥
जासु नाम बल संकर कासी। देत सबहि सम गति अबिनासी॥2॥
मम लोचन गोचर सोई आवा। बहुरि कि प्रभु अस बनिहि बनावा॥3॥"
@LtGenDPPandey "...whatever happens in China,No miracle will ever clean...memory, ...of those who,hving fouled their trust.....ordered fire on the square*,
On unarmed people everywhere,Brave people seeking to be free Of rottenness, of tyranny"
- Vikram Seth on * Tiannamen Square.
@visegrad24