Vikas Chaurasia

🇮🇳 • Aware Citizen • Software Engineer

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

@kundan_k11 हमारे बाद अब महफ़िल में अफ़्साने बयाँ होंगे😂

[Dr Aniruddha Malpani, MD @malpani]

This is what our taxes fund !

[Abhinav Pandey @Abhinavpinch]

जश्न तो ऐसे मना रहे हैं जैसे 21 बच्चों को वापस ज़िंदा कर दिया हो। हद है!

[Akshay Saini @akshaymarch7]

Hello ChatGPT, give me a lengthy feel-good social media post around students that makes me sound intellectual.

just don't mention protest, don't mention accountability, don't mention suic*de, don't mention education system, don't mention police brutality, don't mention govt, don't mention tear gas, don't accuse anyone, very polite, extremely happy motivational positive gyaan post.

just make me sound country lover and students lover.

end with "Jai Hind". make no mistake!

[The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee @TheDeshBhakt]

Nobody wants #Journalism to die. The person who can save this today is @sudhirchaudhary. Convince him to end his farcical show on TV. Take him to Tihar.
If Sudhir wants to make a point, he can start by becoming an official party spokesperson but please spare Journalism. Don't turn your profession into political campaign tool.

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Today I have submitted my first RTI application, let's see what reply I'll get from the concerned Petroleum Ministry through the RTI website https://t.co/R8OcXDGfoM
#RTI #RTIonline

@NICMeity @DoPTGoI @PetroleumMin

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

@knowaaryan @officialepfo lag toh aise hi raha hai bhai😂😂

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Hello @officialepfo, what's the update on the EPFO portals? They are still under maintenance. The site shows it will open on 2 July at 00:00 hours, but it's 9:15 AM, and it's still down.

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

@officialepfo Then why make so much hype if you can't deliver on time?

[Claude @claudeai]

Fable 5 is back.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

Why is our External Affairs Ministry speaking to US Embassy in New Delhi? PM Modi, if he has a backbone, should instead call up US President and protest, and circulate what he told him. However, I know why Modi won’t.

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

@siddhantCodes @valigo Bro u forgot the legendary Turbo C++💀💀

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Paying homage to former Prime Minister Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru on his death anniversary.

[Tara Deshpande @Tara_Deshpande]

Stereotyping Indians. The snake charmer trope. Norways largest newspaper Aftenposten and the byline ‘a clever and slightly irritating man’ @Aftenposten
What a disgrace. As I said earlier their contemptuous colonial mindset is so deeply entrenched they cant help themselves.

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

BJP didn’t conquer India. Regional parties handed it to them.

TMC said “Congress is irrelevant” in 2021, BJP is now winning Bengal.

SP said “Congress is a burden” in UP, BJP has won UP 2 times in a row.

AAP said “we are the alternative”, they couldn’t hold Delhi, couldn’t hold Punjab’s narrative, and got decimated the moment BJP got serious.

Left said “Congress is finished”, Kerala just buried the Left and handed it to Congress on a platter.

DMK ran Tamil Nadu like a family business, and a new party ate their youth vote overnight.

See the pattern?

Every regional party that spent more energy keeping Congress out of the alliance than keeping BJP out of power is now either begging for relevance or watching BJP redraw their electoral map with SIR and Delimitation.

The Third Front fantasy has one consistent track record: it has NEVER defeated BJP. Not once. Not anywhere.

But Congress?

Congress held Karnataka. Congress flipped Telangana. Congress swept Himachal. Congress just demolished the Left in Kerala; UDF’s biggest win in decades.

Congress is the reason BJP doesn’t have a 2/3rd majority in Parliament today.

And they did all of this while every regional satrap was busy holding press conferences about how “Congress is a sinking ship.”

The ship didn’t sink. It’s the only one still sailing against BJP.

Regional parties don’t have a BJP problem. They have an ego problem.
And that ego problem has a name: Third Front Politics.

You either unite under the only national party that can take BJP head-on, or you find your party’s Wikipedia page updated to past tense.

Congress isn’t asking for charity. History is. 🇮🇳

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Lights off

It's none other than
Victim Card & Gaslighting

thanks @narendramodi ji

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Seems like N3hru again hurt Modiji

at 8:30 pm IST he'll explain how

stay tuned!!!

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Cracked it

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

Delimitation Bill is about women's reservation the same way Sanchar Saathi was about finding lost phones.

[Vikas Chaurasia @vikascc28]

Well said