भोले का दीवाना।🙏

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कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन।
मा कर्मफलहेतुर्भूर्मा ते सङ्गोऽस्त्वकर्मणि॥

[भोले का दीवाना।🙏 @vikashkgupta01]

FORTUNE FUTURE AHEAD 🤞

[Kisii 🍿🎥 @kisiithefoodie]

🎬🍿 how do you call the cops when someone steals your weed? 😂😂😂

[Biswajeet @singh_biswajeet]

monsoon is annual CAG audit of India's infrastructure

[Thara Bhai Narinder @NarinderMudii]

Fuel being a necessity, it's consumption isn't driven by price hike.

This is most probably due to Gandmari's E20 fuel reducing mileage, forcing consumers to use more fuel for the same distance travelled.

[Jan Suraaj Charcha @JsCharcha]

ISRO ने ₹600 करोड़ में चाँद छू लिया, बिहार सरकार ₹630 करोड़ में 1 KM सड़क बना रही है— सम्राट जी, यह विकास है या खुली लूट?
#prashantkishor #BiharCM #viralpost #modi #BJP #जनसुराजचर्चा

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

All the people trolling this child.... This is what and how a child shall be able to speak.
This is the spunk the kids should have.
Har baat pe.. respect unke gale mei mar thoka karo.

If all of the adults had 50 percent of this kids spunk..the politicians wouldn't have this brazen in looting the country.

The kid is a gem.

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

They think anyone was watching the cricket?

[abhishek upadhyay @upadhyayabhii]

चंपत राय, अनिल मिश्रा और गोपाल राव के ख़िलाफ़ आक्रोश का लेवल देखिए।

अयोध्या के वकीलों का जत्था निकल पड़ा है एफआईआर दर्ज कराने के लिए।

मगर पत्रकारों के ख़िलाफ़ महज तथ्यों की रिपोर्टिंग करने पर ईश्वरीय एफआईआर की झड़ी लगा देने वाली पुलिस की कलम की स्याही,

इस मामले में सूखी मिलेगी!!

इस दौर में एफआईआर उस आम्र पल्लव की तरह है जिससे सरकारी देवताओं की इच्छा और अनिच्छा का कलश पूजन किया जाता है!!

[Mr. Democratic @MrDemocratic_]

है राम के वजूद पे हिन्दोस्ताँ को नाज़
अहल-ए-नजर समझते हैं उस को इमाम-ए-हिंद

इमाम- ए- हिन्द पर छिड़ी चर्चा पर अचानक कमाल ख़ान साहब की NDTV की वो ऐतिहासिक रिपोर्ट याद आ गई।

[copwatchbharat @copwatchbharat]

Nagpur, Maharashtra Police !

After the video went viral, the police arrived to get it deleted at 12 midnight

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Doctors per million Indian population: 931. NGOs per million Indian population: 2357.

There are more NGOs in India than there are doctors.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Auto translations are the best thing that has happened to this platform 😂

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Kolkata: On an egg attack on TMC MP Mahua Moitra, WB BJP President Samik Bhattacharya says, "This egg-throwing must stop, and the TMC leader who is sitting hidden at home needs to step out into the field. TMC is attacking TMC... How can the police identify those who have eggs in their pockets? There is no machine to catch this. Metal detectors don't detect eggs, so let us bring in a new machine... It is ruining Bengal's image..."

[xposat.ind🇮🇳 ⚕️ @RajSarraf172908]

@ShwetadriS ?!

[Scion of Garuda @ScionofGaruda]

Incorrect. She has the same voting rights + laadli behn yojana monthly subscription.

[Mukesh Singh @MukeshSing14955]

नई सरकार ने बिहार में सबसे पहले श्मशान घाट बेचा।
₹300 की जगह अब मरने का चार्ज ₹3500 रुपये!
##BJP4Bihar #bjp4india

[Vishal Pandey @Vishal_aawaj]

2018 से पहले SC/ST Act में 22 आपराधिक मामलें होते थे, उसको बढ़ाकर 47 किया गया. 2 सवर्ण गवाह लगते थे उसको हटा दिया अब कोई भी गवाह हो जाएगा !

2018 में देश में किस पार्टी का प्रधानमंत्री था ?
2018 में यूपी में किस पार्टी का मुख्यमंत्री था ?

~ सर्वेश पाण्डेय ( सवर्ण आर्मी चीफ)

[Nabila Jamal @nabilajamal_]

BENGALURU MINISTER LOSES COOL AT ANIMAL HUSBANDRY OFFICIAL OVER STRAY DOG CRISIS

"Do I have a flower in my ear? What's this magic?"

"How are lakhs of street dogs sterilised, but the population remains the same? People are dying, you are playing the fool. How do you come to a meeting without data?"

Bengaluru Development Minister Krishna Byre Gowda erupted at a BBMP animal husbandry official, demanding to know why crores spent on sterilisation have failed to reduce the city's stray dog population and dog bite cases

[Harsh Rajput @harshrajputin]

भले ही खुद की गा* फटी हो लेकिन हमारी जाति का नेता मजे करना चाहिए, खुद ट्रेन में लद कर मजदूर बनने बाहर चले जाएंगे , लेकिन हमारी जाति का नेता प्राइवेट जेट से चलना चाहिए

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Respected @DChaurasia2312 ji, it is me TEHSEEN POONAWALLA who is running the campaign against the Ethanol 20 Blending policy; where we the people have asked very tough questions of the Hon'ble Minister Nitin Gadkari ji. Everyone who has joined me are common citizens.
Deepak ji, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 & 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲!
Pls ask respected Nitin Gadkari ji & Hon'ble Hardeep Puri ji to put all documents including the ARAI report & others wrt Ethanol Blending policy in public domain.
Yours Truly,
TEHSEEN POONAWALLA!
@tehseenp

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

World's first experiment with 100% sampling.

If Gadkari ji is incharge of cancer cure, he would test new medicines by making it mandatory for 1.4 billion people.